Multiple people have been shot at an Amish school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a state police spokesman says.
Holy shit.
Well, look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes.
Faith ,'End of Days'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:34:49 am PDT #1551 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2006 7:34:54 am PDT #1552 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So very much NOT clicking through to the picture.
They're like a cross between a waterlouse (is that what they call them here?) and a crab. But big.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:35:45 am PDT #1553 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
They're like a cross between a waterlouse (is that what they call them here?) and a crab.
Not. Helpful!
Amy - Oct 02, 2006 7:36:24 am PDT #1554 of 10001
Because books.
Multiple people have been shot at an Amish school in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, a state police spokesman says.
WTF?!
There's a story on the website that two Vegas schools are locked down, too, because a student was spotted with a gun. He fled from police, and they found a handgun nearby.
::considers life as an ostrich::
brenda m - Oct 02, 2006 7:36:36 am PDT #1555 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Here's what the AP has to say. What the hell?
NICKEL MINES, Pennsylvania (AP) -- Police surrounded a one-room Amish schoolhouse Monday in response to reports of multiple shooting victims, a television station reported.
WGAL-TV said the incident occurred in southeastern Lancaster County.
About three dozen Amish people were standing behind a police line, and at least two ambulances had left the scene, the station said. Television news helicopters showed a person being taken away on a stretcher to a waiting medical helicopter.
The Lancaster County 911 Web site reported that dozens of emergency units were dispatched to a "medical emergency" at 10:45 a.m. Monday.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2006 7:38:33 am PDT #1556 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not. Helpful!
But you like crabs, don't you?
Or at least crab.
I wonder if The Hump will serve isopod sushi. Seems up their alley. Or do you have them downstairs at the cricket-serving Typhoon?
I just realised I almost had brunch with one of the actors on Tim's Drive (he bailed last-minute because of work), and I would have not rememembered he was on a Minear show the whole time, I bet, and ended up kicking myself later.
tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 7:38:46 am PDT #1557 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is it bad that I looked at the critter and thought, "wonder how they taste?"?
I was wondering the same thing. I was thinking, "Like lobster, except crappy."
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 02, 2006 7:39:51 am PDT #1558 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It should be noted that these instructions assume you have a uranium bomb, not a plutonium bomb.
Yeah, that bit about the inhalation of 1mg being enough to cause cancer makes that a bit trickier to handle even if you have the radiation/critical mass issues covered.
If these tips don't work, give us a call and let us know what we got wrong.
Do they have ouija board operators standing by?
tommyrot - Oct 02, 2006 7:43:46 am PDT #1559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Oct 02, 2006 7:44:09 am PDT #1560 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But you like crabs, don't you?
Only in cake form.