Jars, there are monsters hiding in your closet. They can only be scared away by packing.
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 4:40:13 am PDT #1072 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 4:42:55 am PDT #1073 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jars, when the monsters get freaked out by someone packing, they often leave behind cupcakes as they flee.
Jars - Sep 29, 2006 4:43:08 am PDT #1074 of 10001
Jars, there are monsters hiding in your closet. They can only be scared away by packing.
Wah!
I prefer the ones that can only be scared away by drinking tea and sitting quietly.
Jesse - Sep 29, 2006 4:43:25 am PDT #1075 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Vest is used for underwear, tank top for the wooly things.
Good to know.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 4:47:01 am PDT #1076 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I prefer the ones that can only be scared away by drinking tea and sitting quietly.
I think those left your place a long time ago....
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 5:00:59 am PDT #1077 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Jesse - Sep 29, 2006 5:05:56 am PDT #1078 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Did I say "Thanks, Jars!" I meant to. Thanks Jars!
sarameg - Sep 29, 2006 5:10:58 am PDT #1079 of 10001
Reason eleventy billion why it is good I live alone: no one to witness me taking out my ire at being awake on the hairdryer that wouldn't stay plugged in.
Thing should know to just COOPERATE with me in the morning. It's really simple.
tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 5:13:14 am PDT #1080 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sara, sometimes you can bend the prongs of the plug a little bit so they're not quite parallel - this creates extra friction which might keep the plug in.
Theodosia - Sep 29, 2006 5:13:27 am PDT #1081 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
You know, I'm totally going to have to check out what comprises a jet-age garden....