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'War Stories'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 29, 2006 5:05:56 am PDT #1078 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did I say "Thanks, Jars!" I meant to. Thanks Jars!


sarameg - Sep 29, 2006 5:10:58 am PDT #1079 of 10001

Reason eleventy billion why it is good I live alone: no one to witness me taking out my ire at being awake on the hairdryer that wouldn't stay plugged in.

Thing should know to just COOPERATE with me in the morning. It's really simple.


tommyrot - Sep 29, 2006 5:13:14 am PDT #1080 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sara, sometimes you can bend the prongs of the plug a little bit so they're not quite parallel - this creates extra friction which might keep the plug in.


Theodosia - Sep 29, 2006 5:13:27 am PDT #1081 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, I'm totally going to have to check out what comprises a jet-age garden....


Jars - Sep 29, 2006 5:18:45 am PDT #1082 of 10001

Heh. Quite alright.


sarameg - Sep 29, 2006 5:30:00 am PDT #1083 of 10001

Sara, sometimes you can bend the prongs of the plug a little bit so they're not quite parallel - this creates extra friction which might keep the plug in.

This is what I do. But not before the ire overtakes me.

Morning me= about the only time I have a really bad temper


Jesse - Sep 29, 2006 5:44:40 am PDT #1084 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish I had a bagel.


sarameg - Sep 29, 2006 5:45:33 am PDT #1085 of 10001

I wish I had lasagna.

No, I have no idea where that came from.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 29, 2006 5:47:15 am PDT #1086 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I wish I had a government that didn't make want to weep and drink all the time.


Jesse - Sep 29, 2006 5:51:27 am PDT #1087 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Government, what government?