It looks like I'm wearing a maxi-pad on my back.

Probably not a place where people actually notice. You should stick them on your ears!

My knees make loud cracking noises if I do squats, so I avoid them. I regret it when I have to hoist the hang-glider.

Signed, I prefer to call my thighs "powerful" rather than "thunder."

What was (were) the name(s) of Thor's wife (wives)?

Mrs. Thor(s)

I got "Jarnsaxa" as one of them. Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it?

The other seems to be "Sif".

I think Frigg and Freya were two. I shall name my thighs accordingly.

I think Frigg and Freya were two.

One was Odin's main squeeze. The other (Freya) was pretty much the Norse answer to Aphrodite.

Darn. They seemed thightastic.

I saw the lovely and adorable JZ shower photos.

I missed this, somehow.

Darn. They seemed thightastic.

They do have a certain ring to them...

I really have no desire to go pick up a pint of paint for touch ups. I'm not going to do a full paint job but I've got a paint chip and I'm going to pick up a small amount of paint just to touch up the walls where I patched the nail holes.

I also have one area where the carpet is stained. I don't really want to do a full carpet cleaning but might try to get the one big stain up.

Ok, I totally shouldn't care about this but, I do.

At Soul Sucking Job, they wouldn't let me have business cards - they said it was unneccessary. Also, my title was "Associate Accountant", even though my duties were that of a "Property Accountant". But the "Property Accountant" was in Philly.

New girl? Yeah. Business cards and the title.

Like I said, it shouldn't bug, but it does.