You should sue for your emotional damage, as well as the Bitches emotional damage.

Such a cocksucker. (Landlord, not you.)

'Cause if I don't, she won't leave me alone

I just don't want you to end up having an asthma attack from the cleaning chemicals trying to clean up THEIR mess. I never said not to clean your own stuff.

Are you suing, even if they give you your deposit back in full?

Probably. I don't know yet. Have to meet with the lawyer on Friday and see what he suggests.

You should sue for your emotional damage, as well as the Bitches emotional damage.

Bwah!

"Your Honor, we are asking for emotional damages of $1 million to cover therapy for my client and all of her invisible friends, due to this issue."

I just don't want you to end up having an asthma attack from the cleaning chemicals trying to clean up THEIR mess. I never said not to clean your own stuff.

The asthma attacks have come from paint fumes and dust from floor buffing. I don't think cleaning will be as bad as walking into that was. Blech.

I have 36 million things to do and instead of doing any of them, I'm faffing about on the interbunny. Help?

Um, how about this?
Q: What's the fastest-growing city in Europe?
A: Hint: It's Dublin every minute!

Oh, shit. I just remembered that I haven't eaten since, well, 11am yesterday. Stress much?

Tomorrow I'm feeding other people for lunch and dinner, so I'll be sure to eat then. After that I need to get a schedule down. I'm either eating all the time or not eating at all...neither of those are very healthy, so I've heard.

raises hand

You need to eat something between now and tomorrow. Don't make me come out there and put a Luna bar up your butt.

I just had a hot dog and some chips. That should get me through today.

Ok. Suzi's suggesting that I call the lawyer before I clean the tub. Which, I hafta admit, feels silly to me, but I will. 'Cause if I don't, she won't leave me alone :).

I think you should, too. Because the tub mess is the landlords' fault.

Are you suing, even if they give you your deposit back in full?

You definitely should, because (1) they violated the terms of your lease by entering the apartment repeatedly during the last month to paint, etc.; (2) when they entered the apartment -- ILLEGALLY -- to paint, etc., they DAMAGED items belonging to you (i.e., papasan, X-box [or whatever video game system that is]); (3) the painting and floor buffing they did when they entered your apartment ILLEGALLY has caused asthma attacks.

Basically, they violated the terms of your lease, damaged your property, and put your health at risk.

If you DON'T sue them, I'm going to glare *very* disapprovingly at you.

Imagine if things were flipped around. If you violated the terms of the lease, they'd come after you. (In fact, when you tried to get them to cut you a break on this last month, they said no -- so basically they're okay when THEY violate the lease, but you don't get to do the same.)

If you damaged their property (holes in the wall, carpet in flames), they would *totally* withhold money from your deposit, rightfully so. Well, *you* have the right to recover damages for *your* property that they damaged (when they entered your apartment ILLEGALLY, in clear violation of the lease).

If you did anything that put the health of other tenants at risk, they'd be all over you. Your asthma isn't just mild, occasional asthma; you've been hospitalized in the recent past because of it. And by being in your apartment when they had no right to be there (ILLEGALLY, if I haven't mentioned it recently), they created an unhealthy living situation for you. It doesn't matter that you weren't living there 24/7 -- if you were required to pay rent, then they are required to treat you like a tenant, and obey the lease.

Don't make me glare disapprovingly at you -- SUE THEIR ASSES.

Ok. Suzi's suggesting that I call the lawyer before I clean the tub. Which, I hafta admit, feels silly to me, but I will. 'Cause if I don't, she won't leave me alone :).

Suzi is wise. Also, she's making me think of Jackie Chiles.

("You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on......")