I, on the other hand, think it's fun to feed Sonus sugar and watch him spin up like a dynamo.

Why do you think I made two batches of brownies for the last gaming session??

I got sleep! Sleep sleep sleep! Now I have granola, yogurt, a banana, and coffee!!!

vw - how much cleaning are you planning on doing? Do not clean up ANY mess that the landlord created. Seriously. You touch that tub, I'm gonna be pissed.

I'm cleaning the whole damn thing. Including the tub. Then I'm taking pictures of the state of the apartment before I leave, including pictures of inside the fridge. If they try to take out any money for cleaning, etc. from the security deposit, they'll be even sorrier than they're gonna be.

I'm being squeaky clean on this one, pun intended.

vw, take pictures of the whole apartment before you clean, too.

vw, take pictures of the whole apartment before you clean, too.

Do I hafta? It's bad in some places...and that's my own fault.

Yes, so that they can't claim they had to clean ANYTHING of yours.

Ok. Suzi's suggesting that I call the lawyer before I clean the tub. Which, I hafta admit, feels silly to me, but I will. 'Cause if I don't, she won't leave me alone :).

Are you suing, even if they give you your deposit back in full?

You should sue for your emotional damage, as well as the Bitches emotional damage.

Such a cocksucker. (Landlord, not you.)

'Cause if I don't, she won't leave me alone

I just don't want you to end up having an asthma attack from the cleaning chemicals trying to clean up THEIR mess. I never said not to clean your own stuff.

Are you suing, even if they give you your deposit back in full?

Probably. I don't know yet. Have to meet with the lawyer on Friday and see what he suggests.

You should sue for your emotional damage, as well as the Bitches emotional damage.

Bwah!

"Your Honor, we are asking for emotional damages of $1 million to cover therapy for my client and all of her invisible friends, due to this issue."