My cats had both drawn blood that day... Oz's bruising me was pretty much just funny. Without the thick hiking socks it might have been a different story but as it was, just amusing. Got bitch slapped by a cat...
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
YAY for socks
If you have really long hair, and you are leaning to one side to get some of the hair in the back curled, you can slip and burn your boob.
Not that I know this or anything.
walks away, whistles
Yep, I loves my socks.
Hmm I wonder where this bruise came from?It's one of the official Buffista games, Laga. Name that bruise...
If you have really long hair, and you are leaning to one side to get some of the hair in the back curled, you can slip and burn your boob.
HAH! No, but close. You know how when you drop something, your instinct is to catch it. And you know how when you're curling your hair, you often have a hunk of it in one hand and a brush in the other. Then sometimes, the curling iron slips so you catch it with your elbow and boob.
This is why I should not attempt anything before coffee. Far too dangerous.
When I was pregnant, I burned my boob with the cheese from a Hot Pocket.
Fucker took forever to heal.
Placebo = good.
Fuckos who talktalktalk behind you during the WHOLE SET?
Bad, and in need of sporking.
Brian Molko = tiny.
Oh, you got tickets! That's awesome, Plei.
Today's my last day at this gig, and one of the things I'm going to miss most about working here is the greengrocer and butcher around the corner. I love getting food there. It's so much nicer than the supermarket.
I once stepped on a hot curling iron, which I had apparently forgotten to turn off and which had fallen to the floor.
My only excuse is that I was 13.
When I was a kid, I got a splinter or something caught in my thumb and it turned green. I hid it with a band-aid. When my mother finally discovered it, we had to go to the emergency room. I still get teased about having a green thumb.
OK, I am deleting my rant, because I am actually in an excellent mood. I also present a fun write up of my town! Salem!