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Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'

Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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juliana - Oct 12, 2006 12:52:41 pm PDT #6960 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Aimee, you must Netflix or otherwise rent MacLaine's Sweet Charity. Her backup girls are Paula Kelly and Chita Rivera, and there's Montalban and scads of other recognisable faces, and it's *Fosse*, and you can totally imagine Verdon as MacLaine goes through the dances.

PLUS!!! Sammy Davis, Jr.

sj - Oct 12, 2006 12:54:51 pm PDT #6961 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay! It's back! That was close, I almost ran out of reason to procrastinate.

Amy - Oct 12, 2006 12:59:14 pm PDT #6962 of 10000

Because books.

Yay! It's back! That was close, I almost ran out of reason to procrastinate.

sj is me.

::hugs board::

Beverly - Oct 12, 2006 1:05:04 pm PDT #6963 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

WASn't me. Toldja.

vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:05:08 pm PDT #6964 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

Matilda stories hurt my ovaries, but this

Sara just held up her toy phone and informed me she had a text message.

broke me.

Mom sent me an orchid. It's lovely. A Swiss Beauty. I'm going to kill it. Seems kinda unfair.

Mom quit buying me them for this very reason. So sad. For all involved.

Robin - I'm not even 40 yet and just got slapped with ALL of that. My gyn recommended the NuvaRing. This is only my first month on it, so we will see if it helps the "gee, what fresh hell of PMS/period can we inflict this time".

Ooooo! Ooooo! I know this one too! Except mine isn’t perimenopause; it’s the joy of being me. Saw a new GYN yesterday, and he said my frequency of the changing of the tampon/pad was impressive. Impressive. I’ve always wanted to be impressive at something!

Yay! It's back! That was close, I almost ran out of reason to procrastinate.

I just got home. I was afraid I’d have to actually do dishes or something. Thank god the board didn’t let me down.

tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 1:07:18 pm PDT #6965 of 10000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and he said my frequency of the changing of the tampon/pad was impressive. Impressive.

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....

vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:11:21 pm PDT #6966 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....

BWAH! That made me laugh and laugh and laugh!

Amy - Oct 12, 2006 1:14:17 pm PDT #6967 of 10000

Because books.

Matilda stories hurt my ovaries, but this -- Sara just held up her toy phone and informed me she had a text message -- broke me.

It baffled the shit out of me! She's not even three! How the hell does she know what a text message is?!

vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:15:45 pm PDT #6968 of 10000

Mostly lurking...

I have no idea, but I'm guessing you've got one observant kid there!

Cass - Oct 12, 2006 1:34:26 pm PDT #6969 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

All your Nicole are belong to me.

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