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Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:05:08 pm PDT #6964 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Matilda stories hurt my ovaries, but this

Sara just held up her toy phone and informed me she had a text message.

broke me.

Mom sent me an orchid. It's lovely. A Swiss Beauty. I'm going to kill it. Seems kinda unfair.

Mom quit buying me them for this very reason. So sad. For all involved.

Robin - I'm not even 40 yet and just got slapped with ALL of that. My gyn recommended the NuvaRing. This is only my first month on it, so we will see if it helps the "gee, what fresh hell of PMS/period can we inflict this time".

Ooooo! Ooooo! I know this one too! Except mine isn’t perimenopause; it’s the joy of being me. Saw a new GYN yesterday, and he said my frequency of the changing of the tampon/pad was impressive. Impressive. I’ve always wanted to be impressive at something!

Yay! It's back! That was close, I almost ran out of reason to procrastinate.

I just got home. I was afraid I’d have to actually do dishes or something. Thank god the board didn’t let me down.


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 1:07:18 pm PDT #6965 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and he said my frequency of the changing of the tampon/pad was impressive. Impressive.

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....


vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:11:21 pm PDT #6966 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....

BWAH! That made me laugh and laugh and laugh!


Amy - Oct 12, 2006 1:14:17 pm PDT #6967 of 10000
Because books.

Matilda stories hurt my ovaries, but this -- Sara just held up her toy phone and informed me she had a text message -- broke me.

It baffled the shit out of me! She's not even three! How the hell does she know what a text message is?!


vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:15:45 pm PDT #6968 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I have no idea, but I'm guessing you've got one observant kid there!


Cass - Oct 12, 2006 1:34:26 pm PDT #6969 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

All your Nicole are belong to me.


Lee - Oct 12, 2006 1:35:03 pm PDT #6970 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

NUH UH! Or at least not for long.


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2006 1:38:31 pm PDT #6971 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Cass - would you ask her if she got snail mail from me before she left?


Cass - Oct 12, 2006 1:38:59 pm PDT #6972 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

UH HUH!

For at least a while.


SailAweigh - Oct 12, 2006 2:12:12 pm PDT #6973 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Moooom, Cass has the Nicole and she's not sharing!