I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Oct 12, 2006 1:07:18 pm PDT #6965 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and he said my frequency of the changing of the tampon/pad was impressive. Impressive.

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....


vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:11:21 pm PDT #6966 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

For some reason, I heard the word "impressive" in Darth Vader's voice....

BWAH! That made me laugh and laugh and laugh!


Amy - Oct 12, 2006 1:14:17 pm PDT #6967 of 10000
Because books.

Matilda stories hurt my ovaries, but this -- Sara just held up her toy phone and informed me she had a text message -- broke me.

It baffled the shit out of me! She's not even three! How the hell does she know what a text message is?!


vw bug - Oct 12, 2006 1:15:45 pm PDT #6968 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I have no idea, but I'm guessing you've got one observant kid there!


Cass - Oct 12, 2006 1:34:26 pm PDT #6969 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

All your Nicole are belong to me.


Lee - Oct 12, 2006 1:35:03 pm PDT #6970 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

NUH UH! Or at least not for long.


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2006 1:38:31 pm PDT #6971 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Cass - would you ask her if she got snail mail from me before she left?


Cass - Oct 12, 2006 1:38:59 pm PDT #6972 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

UH HUH!

For at least a while.


SailAweigh - Oct 12, 2006 2:12:12 pm PDT #6973 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Moooom, Cass has the Nicole and she's not sharing!


Lee - Oct 12, 2006 2:13:50 pm PDT #6974 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's because she's just not nice.