It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 04, 2006 12:33:48 pm PDT #6047 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HEY! I brought tuna noodle casserole today! I am NOT a STINKYPEEP.

t pouts


WindSparrow - Oct 04, 2006 12:36:33 pm PDT #6048 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

ION, the plastic square thing for my 'h' key is no longer a team player. Too bad it's not made of wood, or I could keep it up my sleeve the next time I play Scrabble. For a need-more-aitches-to-make-a-cool-word emergency.


Glamcookie - Oct 04, 2006 12:36:57 pm PDT #6049 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

STINKYPEEP! Just kidding. Tuna noodle is not the same as a piece of fish, IMO. Plus you are my friend, and therefore, exempt from STINKYPEEP regulation.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 12:42:16 pm PDT #6050 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

Hmmm... I know Teppy likes a good microbrew. I need to find out what Lee's beverage of choice is.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 12:46:07 pm PDT #6051 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd give tequila a shot.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 12:47:56 pm PDT #6052 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That took longer than I thought it would.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 12:49:34 pm PDT #6053 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm IMing about krav in another window, or I'd have been all over it.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 12:53:39 pm PDT #6054 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ah.


Sean K - Oct 04, 2006 1:03:17 pm PDT #6055 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Exploding Hello Kitty toys recalled

What if I want an exploding Hello Kitty toy?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 1:06:28 pm PDT #6056 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then you'll have to use the black market.