Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Oct 04, 2006 12:36:33 pm PDT #6048 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

ION, the plastic square thing for my 'h' key is no longer a team player. Too bad it's not made of wood, or I could keep it up my sleeve the next time I play Scrabble. For a need-more-aitches-to-make-a-cool-word emergency.


Glamcookie - Oct 04, 2006 12:36:57 pm PDT #6049 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

STINKYPEEP! Just kidding. Tuna noodle is not the same as a piece of fish, IMO. Plus you are my friend, and therefore, exempt from STINKYPEEP regulation.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 12:42:16 pm PDT #6050 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

Hmmm... I know Teppy likes a good microbrew. I need to find out what Lee's beverage of choice is.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 12:46:07 pm PDT #6051 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd give tequila a shot.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 12:47:56 pm PDT #6052 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That took longer than I thought it would.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2006 12:49:34 pm PDT #6053 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm IMing about krav in another window, or I'd have been all over it.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 12:53:39 pm PDT #6054 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ah.


Sean K - Oct 04, 2006 1:03:17 pm PDT #6055 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Exploding Hello Kitty toys recalled

What if I want an exploding Hello Kitty toy?


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2006 1:06:28 pm PDT #6056 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then you'll have to use the black market.


DavidS - Oct 04, 2006 1:08:12 pm PDT #6057 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that. I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that.

Kent on second, J.D. Drew on first. Some Dodger drives the ball deep into the right field corner. Shawn Green gets a nice carom off the wall so the ball is right back in his hand immediately. He fires it to Valentin who throws a perfect one hop strike to Loduca who makes the tag on Kent easily. Loduca turns to show the ump he's still got the ball, and Maine is yelling, "Coming! Coming!" and Loduca turns around just in time to tag out Drew. Of course the next Dodger batter who comes up gets a hit and the Dodgers get one run, but should have had three.

It's you baseball people's fault that I don't have House for a month. I just thought I'd remind you.

What Connie said.

Hmmm, let me check and see if I'm sorry...Nope. A's up 2-0!

Let me recap the episodes you're missing. Blah blah House! Blah blah other guy! Ooh, look they are cranky and say cutting remarks to each other! I deduce they have true love! No wait, that's Stargate: Atlantis. Ergo I suggest that Stargate: Atlantis is actually House in an Aquarium. How this relates to Sealab 2020 and Scrubs I am unsure. Next: Supernatural Incest vs. Numb3rs Incest, aka Undercover Brothers are doing it for themselves.

::No Fandoms Were Harmed In The Making Of This Taunt::

::This provocation is intended solely for the abuse of Major League broadcasting, and in no way represents my opinions about any of the above mentioned shows. Except Sealab 2020, maybe::