Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

ION, the plastic square thing for my 'h' key is no longer a team player. Too bad it's not made of wood, or I could keep it up my sleeve the next time I play Scrabble. For a need-more-aitches-to-make-a-cool-word emergency.

STINKYPEEP! Just kidding. Tuna noodle is not the same as a piece of fish, IMO. Plus you are my friend, and therefore, exempt from STINKYPEEP regulation.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

Well, sure, if you ask nicely enough. Also I think it helps to buy 'em both a nice meal with good booze.

Hmmm... I know Teppy likes a good microbrew. I need to find out what Lee's beverage of choice is.

I'd give tequila a shot.

That took longer than I thought it would.

I'm IMing about krav in another window, or I'd have been all over it.

Ah.

Exploding Hello Kitty toys recalled

What if I want an exploding Hello Kitty toy?

Then you'll have to use the black market.

I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that. I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that.

Kent on second, J.D. Drew on first. Some Dodger drives the ball deep into the right field corner. Shawn Green gets a nice carom off the wall so the ball is right back in his hand immediately. He fires it to Valentin who throws a perfect one hop strike to Loduca who makes the tag on Kent easily. Loduca turns to show the ump he's still got the ball, and Maine is yelling, "Coming! Coming!" and Loduca turns around just in time to tag out Drew. Of course the next Dodger batter who comes up gets a hit and the Dodgers get one run, but should have had three.

It's you baseball people's fault that I don't have House for a month. I just thought I'd remind you.

What Connie said.

Hmmm, let me check and see if I'm sorry...Nope. A's up 2-0!

Let me recap the episodes you're missing. Blah blah House! Blah blah other guy! Ooh, look they are cranky and say cutting remarks to each other! I deduce they have true love! No wait, that's Stargate: Atlantis. Ergo I suggest that Stargate: Atlantis is actually House in an Aquarium. How this relates to Sealab 2020 and Scrubs I am unsure. Next: Supernatural Incest vs. Numb3rs Incest, aka Undercover Brothers are doing it for themselves.

::No Fandoms Were Harmed In The Making Of This Taunt::

::This provocation is intended solely for the abuse of Major League broadcasting, and in no way represents my opinions about any of the above mentioned shows. Except Sealab 2020, maybe::