Then you'll have to use the black market.

I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that. I'm following a recap of the game online. That seemed really weird when I read it. I can't wait to see the highlight of that.

Kent on second, J.D. Drew on first. Some Dodger drives the ball deep into the right field corner. Shawn Green gets a nice carom off the wall so the ball is right back in his hand immediately. He fires it to Valentin who throws a perfect one hop strike to Loduca who makes the tag on Kent easily. Loduca turns to show the ump he's still got the ball, and Maine is yelling, "Coming! Coming!" and Loduca turns around just in time to tag out Drew. Of course the next Dodger batter who comes up gets a hit and the Dodgers get one run, but should have had three.

It's you baseball people's fault that I don't have House for a month. I just thought I'd remind you.

What Connie said.

Hmmm, let me check and see if I'm sorry...Nope. A's up 2-0!

Let me recap the episodes you're missing. Blah blah House! Blah blah other guy! Ooh, look they are cranky and say cutting remarks to each other! I deduce they have true love! No wait, that's Stargate: Atlantis. Ergo I suggest that Stargate: Atlantis is actually House in an Aquarium. How this relates to Sealab 2020 and Scrubs I am unsure. Next: Supernatural Incest vs. Numb3rs Incest, aka Undercover Brothers are doing it for themselves.

::No Fandoms Were Harmed In The Making Of This Taunt::

::This provocation is intended solely for the abuse of Major League broadcasting, and in no way represents my opinions about any of the above mentioned shows. Except Sealab 2020, maybe::

Then you'll have to use the black market.

Or in this case, the pink market.

I should be lesson planning and thinking about who I should get for my tutorial sesison tomorrow.

Instead, I'm watching Reefer Madness: The Musical (it's still funny, and Kristen Bell is still adorable), surfing the interweb, and waiting for Girl to show up so we can watch yesterday's ep of the Gilmore Girls.

I'm a bad teacher, aren't I?

Well, I guess House has one thing in common with sports. Folks love the last second save. Actually, it's not so much MLB hate as complete incomprehension.(Apart from it messing up my show.) Need a fan to explain the appeal someday.Hec, you forgot lupus. It must be ruled on before any House ep finishes. It's usually not, but apparently a hell of a lot of things look like lupus. Or vasculitis. Or Guillain-Barre, which sort of fascinates me for being so crippling yet so curable.

House can take your baseball players any day. He cheats and doesn't care who knows it, and he could spot a steroid user a mile away and take unfair advantage.

t cuddles House DVDs

At least he is out front about the drugs. Seriously, I hate to think we have a national pastime and all I can think is "Huh?". Wishing I had some fannish 'istas to 'splain it. Like I said, my dad tried, but he is an impatient workaholic genius and so not the one to explain complicated things.

GC, insent.

All others, t gronk

Wishing I had some fannish 'istas to 'splain it.

Not all players take steroids.

I'm trying to decide whether to try to get someone else to cover my classes tomorrow. I'm not sure whether I'll be feeling better by then or not.

Right now, I'm slowly eating Jello (well, fruit gel) and seeing if my stomach tolerates it. If so, soup next.