Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Oct 03, 2006 4:55:38 pm PDT #5911 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heh, Beej, my mind went a different way: Old Yeller sure does taste good!

Soylent Green is Yeller! Yeller!!


beekaytee - Oct 03, 2006 5:09:07 pm PDT #5912 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

You two?

...

TWISTED


Zenkitty - Oct 03, 2006 5:30:30 pm PDT #5913 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yeah, I thought Chunks of Yeller! Bad, bad marketing idea.

I don't like being a caretaker, but it's almost instinctive by now. By the time I realize I don't wanna, I've already done it. Next time, for a change, I want a partner who doesn't need caretaking. And a pony.

My head is ringing so loud, I'm surprised you all can't hear it. Why is there no cure for tinnitus?


Aims - Oct 03, 2006 5:54:16 pm PDT #5914 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Husband working nights + early baby bedtime)/no more quilt squares = Bored Aimee.


beth b - Oct 03, 2006 5:58:22 pm PDT #5915 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so go give us your take on "Never kill a boy..."


Cass - Oct 03, 2006 6:14:42 pm PDT #5916 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

TWISTED
Have you met us?


SuziQ - Oct 03, 2006 6:30:22 pm PDT #5917 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Just overheard in my house...

I wonder if they have male donkey shows. You know, donkey shows for guys. Like gay donkey's.

No, I was not the one who said it. Hush.


Pix - Oct 03, 2006 6:34:23 pm PDT #5918 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Someone in your house needs to see Clerks 2!

Hello all. I just woke up from a six-hour "nap" and had no idea if it was morning or night. This is what happens when you attempt to teach on less than an hour of sleep, I guess.


brenda m - Oct 03, 2006 7:10:00 pm PDT #5919 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wait, so does that mean they have girl donkey shows? I'm so out of the loop.


Daisy Jane - Oct 03, 2006 7:27:33 pm PDT #5920 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I thought donky shows were for boys. They're the only ones I ever hear talking about goung to them though.

A friend of mine was telling me about a live sex show he went to once where the girl wrote on him with a sharpie using only her goolie. It turned out it was permanent marker and he had to tell his girlfriend he'd passed out and his jackhole buddies wrote on him.

It actually explains a lot since whenever he passes out over here at our St. Pat's parties, he always slurrs a "Don't let anyone write on me." to me as I'm putting him to bed.