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Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'

Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Daisy Jane - Oct 03, 2006 7:27:33 pm PDT #5920 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I thought donky shows were for boys. They're the only ones I ever hear talking about goung to them though.

A friend of mine was telling me about a live sex show he went to once where the girl wrote on him with a sharpie using only her goolie. It turned out it was permanent marker and he had to tell his girlfriend he'd passed out and his jackhole buddies wrote on him.

It actually explains a lot since whenever he passes out over here at our St. Pat's parties, he always slurrs a "Don't let anyone write on me." to me as I'm putting him to bed.

Cass - Oct 03, 2006 7:33:39 pm PDT #5921 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

he always slurrs a "Don't let anyone write on me."

Eh, what's a little writing between drunken people?

God, the donkey... Poor donkey. There are times I miss Tiajuana. This is not one of those times at all.

Daisy Jane - Oct 03, 2006 7:50:26 pm PDT #5922 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I did let my girlfriend write his name on his forehead since she kept calling him by someone else's name at the party.

beth b - Oct 03, 2006 8:00:54 pm PDT #5923 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I did let my girlfriend write his name on his forehead since she kept calling him by someone else's name at the party.

How could you not?

victor infante - Oct 03, 2006 8:02:16 pm PDT #5924 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

God, the donkey... Poor donkey. There are times I miss Tiajuana. This is not one of those times at all.

So, one of my myriad old roommates went to Tiajuana with a friend, and when the cab driver asked him where he wanted to go, he said "take us to the donkey show!"

To which the driver replied, his voice distraught, "No, man. The donkey died!"

Daisy Jane - Oct 03, 2006 8:21:34 pm PDT #5925 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

At least it was in eyeliner.

The writing I mean. I have no idea if the donkey was in drag.

Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2006 9:01:52 pm PDT #5926 of 10000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Soylent Green is Yeller! Yeller!!

billytea, I'm not sure if the color reference was intentional, but you're either accidentally brilliant or just plain so.

Cass - Oct 03, 2006 9:03:55 pm PDT #5927 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

To which the driver replied, his voice distraught, "No, man. The donkey died!"

Heh.

Cass - Oct 03, 2006 9:06:42 pm PDT #5928 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Okay, now my mind went from burro to burrito. I just squicked myself with thoughts of dead donkey dong in tortillas... But no crema cause that would just be too many shades of wrong.

Volans - Oct 03, 2006 10:13:46 pm PDT #5929 of 10000

move out and draw fire

AAaannnddd that reminds me of a game show we invented in college (we being me and a gay male friend, obviously): "Guess the Animal Dick!"

Blindfolded contestant #1: "mmm, *smack* *smack* Giraffe?"

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