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'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
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Just overheard in my house...
I wonder if they have male donkey shows. You know, donkey shows for guys. Like gay donkey's.
No, I was not the one who said it. Hush.
Someone in your house needs to see Clerks 2!
Hello all. I just woke up from a six-hour "nap" and had no idea if it was morning or night. This is what happens when you attempt to teach on less than an hour of sleep, I guess.
Wait, so does that mean they have girl donkey shows? I'm so out of the loop.
I thought donky shows were for boys. They're the only ones I ever hear talking about goung to them though.
A friend of mine was telling me about a live sex show he went to once where the girl wrote on him with a sharpie using only her goolie. It turned out it was permanent marker and he had to tell his girlfriend he'd passed out and his jackhole buddies wrote on him.
It actually explains a lot since whenever he passes out over here at our St. Pat's parties, he always slurrs a "Don't let anyone write on me." to me as I'm putting him to bed.
he always slurrs a "Don't let anyone write on me."Eh, what's a little writing between drunken people?
God, the donkey... Poor donkey. There are times I miss Tiajuana. This is not one of those times at all.
I did let my girlfriend write his name on his forehead since she kept calling him by someone else's name at the party.
I did let my girlfriend write his name on his forehead since she kept calling him by someone else's name at the party.
How could you not?
God, the donkey... Poor donkey. There are times I miss Tiajuana. This is not one of those times at all.
So, one of my myriad old roommates went to Tiajuana with a friend, and when the cab driver asked him where he wanted to go, he said "take us to the donkey show!"
To which the driver replied, his voice distraught, "No, man. The donkey died!"