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Maria - Oct 02, 2006 12:25:30 pm PDT #5760 of 10000

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I love October....normally. This year, the month has started off quite nastily. Much ~ma to Nora, Kristin, SA and GC.

Yesterday was our first anniversary. Where did we spend it? At the animal hospital. Coco became violently ill and started throwing up, hyperventilating, and obsessively licking everything. Her belly was distended and painful to the touch. The vet thought it was GDV, but the x-rays showed no signs of blockage and the bloodwork ruled out pancreatitis. So we don't really know why she got sick, but it was bad enough that she needed IV fluids and anti-nausea and pain meds. The poor pooch was initially supposed to be in overnight, but when we went to visit her around 8 pm, she had improved dramatically, to the point where the doc had no problem releasing her. At 1 am, Coco decided it was time to play and proceeded to hunt down the squeeky toys and run around the house like a giant noisemaker.

She's obviously feeling better, but our checking account is a whole lot lighter. I'm just glad she's OK.

beth b - Oct 02, 2006 12:26:39 pm PDT #5761 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm just sending out the ma~~~~

DavidS - Oct 02, 2006 12:37:04 pm PDT #5762 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett should totally be Gir.

I'm leaning that way, but it's his call. It'd have to be a homemade costume, but it wouldn't be too difficult.

Atropa - Oct 02, 2006 12:54:23 pm PDT #5763 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dear Powers That Be,

I would like my motivation back, please. I would also like to get notes back from my agent, and for all of the cute clothes I ordered from various places to (1) get here, (2) fit me, and (3) really be as wonderful as I hope.

You will note that I'm not asking for anything really difficult or problematic. I know you're busy with ... stuff, and that smiting the horrible people that are supposedly running my country is already on your To Do list. I know that. Which is why I'm only asking for small things. If you have the time. They would make me really happy.

DawnK - Oct 02, 2006 12:56:10 pm PDT #5764 of 10000

giraffe mode

Oh man, we just got this catalog and I so want this: [link]

I just wish I had the money to spend on it. Sad now!

Daisy Jane - Oct 02, 2006 1:00:05 pm PDT #5765 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think I'm going to be a Stepford/50's housewife to scare the shit out of my husband.

Dear Powers That Be,

What Jilli said, also, if it would be too much trouble, can you make it an hour from now here at work, but still now outside of the building?

THX

Megan E. - Oct 02, 2006 1:06:31 pm PDT #5766 of 10000

I had to google/wikipedia Gir. That would be a cool costume. Or Gir in his dog costume.

sj - Oct 02, 2006 1:27:51 pm PDT #5767 of 10000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I suck. I overslept by a lot today, managed to accomplish nothing, and had barely gotten out of the shower when Teacup Guy got home from work. Baked ziti is now in the oven and I have to get some schoolwork done. Motivation~ma and energy~ma would be so appreciated.

Sparky1 - Oct 02, 2006 1:33:46 pm PDT #5768 of 10000

Librarian Warlord

Where's Sparky?!

::joins AmyLiz in the "Scaring the Kids is Awesome!" corner::

sj, you do not suck. Would I send motivation ~ma and energy ~ma to someone who sucks? No, I would not.

{{{GC + GF + Family}}}

eta: Maria, I lurved the folks at your legal alma mater!

amych - Oct 02, 2006 1:35:21 pm PDT #5769 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Motivation~ma

How's this:

Young lady, if you don't do your homework right now, I'm'a come right up there and, umm, eat all your baked ziti and enjoy your lovely company!

(Not angling for yummy Italian food. No, really. Honest.)

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