Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Oct 02, 2006 12:54:23 pm PDT #5763 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dear Powers That Be,

I would like my motivation back, please. I would also like to get notes back from my agent, and for all of the cute clothes I ordered from various places to (1) get here, (2) fit me, and (3) really be as wonderful as I hope.

You will note that I'm not asking for anything really difficult or problematic. I know you're busy with ... stuff, and that smiting the horrible people that are supposedly running my country is already on your To Do list. I know that. Which is why I'm only asking for small things. If you have the time. They would make me really happy.


DawnK - Oct 02, 2006 12:56:10 pm PDT #5764 of 10000
giraffe mode

Oh man, we just got this catalog and I so want this: [link]

I just wish I had the money to spend on it. Sad now!


Daisy Jane - Oct 02, 2006 1:00:05 pm PDT #5765 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think I'm going to be a Stepford/50's housewife to scare the shit out of my husband.

Dear Powers That Be,

What Jilli said, also, if it would be too much trouble, can you make it an hour from now here at work, but still now outside of the building?

THX


Megan E. - Oct 02, 2006 1:06:31 pm PDT #5766 of 10000

I had to google/wikipedia Gir. That would be a cool costume. Or Gir in his dog costume.


sj - Oct 02, 2006 1:27:51 pm PDT #5767 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I suck. I overslept by a lot today, managed to accomplish nothing, and had barely gotten out of the shower when Teacup Guy got home from work. Baked ziti is now in the oven and I have to get some schoolwork done. Motivation~ma and energy~ma would be so appreciated.


Sparky1 - Oct 02, 2006 1:33:46 pm PDT #5768 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Where's Sparky?!

::joins AmyLiz in the "Scaring the Kids is Awesome!" corner::

sj, you do not suck. Would I send motivation ~ma and energy ~ma to someone who sucks? No, I would not.

{{{GC + GF + Family}}}

eta: Maria, I lurved the folks at your legal alma mater!


amych - Oct 02, 2006 1:35:21 pm PDT #5769 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Motivation~ma

How's this:

Young lady, if you don't do your homework right now, I'm'a come right up there and, umm, eat all your baked ziti and enjoy your lovely company!

(Not angling for yummy Italian food. No, really. Honest.)


sj - Oct 02, 2006 1:47:37 pm PDT #5770 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm'a come right up there and, umm, eat all your baked ziti and enjoy your lovely company!

You're welcome any time. I love cooking for people.


Polter-Cow - Oct 02, 2006 2:11:21 pm PDT #5771 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just realized I'm in juliana's tag. Heh.

{{GC and GF and family}}


Glamcookie - Oct 02, 2006 3:03:42 pm PDT #5772 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

You guys! I'm sitting in my first grad school class, waiting to start!!! So exciting!