Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Aug 28, 2006 8:32:17 am PDT #505 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

{{sj, Nora, vw}}

Miss. Social was all atwitter this morning, looking forward to seeing everyone while Mr. Too Cool was much more relaxed about the whole thing.

Awwwww.


vw bug - Aug 28, 2006 8:33:47 am PDT #506 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Nora, to answer your girly question...that's a good idea, except that it would require leaving the house, which I'm not sure I'm up to today.

Although, I should probably throw on a bra and run out to mail the 9 boxes of books, etc. I have in my car before the post office closes. It's just...they already know me there. I hate to look awful when I go in.


beth b - Aug 28, 2006 8:40:31 am PDT #507 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay Calli!!

and Yay for Jars. I reccommend marring your best friend. and sex is a great bonus.


Jessica - Aug 28, 2006 8:43:49 am PDT #508 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh, one more thing- Jessica, I think I saw FoneBone's review of "Trust the Man" being referenced in the latest issue of The Week !

Ooh, really? t scampers off to find link

Congrats to Calli on the job offer and Jars on the sexmarriage.


aurelia - Aug 28, 2006 8:45:48 am PDT #509 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ran out of hot water (this is quite mysterious, as I have a water heater in my kitchen)

Emily, I had an apartment where I had to turn on the hot water just long enough to get the water heater to fire up. After 5-10 minutes there would be enough hot water for a shower.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 28, 2006 8:46:29 am PDT #510 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Jess, if you need it: [link]


Jessica - Aug 28, 2006 8:52:03 am PDT #511 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Thanks Nora -- the first half of their review is entirely lifted from his! (It's paraphrased except for the bits they've got quotes around, and they do call the section "review of reviews," but still...if it's just a roundup of what other critics have already said, it seems odd to edit it together into what looks like a new review.)


Scrappy - Aug 28, 2006 8:54:16 am PDT #512 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

First, hooray Calli and Jars! I also want to vouch for marrying one's best friend. Nothing better than being able to come home to your favorite person every day.

Of course, I say this while in a bit of funk. I woke up with the World's Worst Cramps--the kind that makle me shake and puke and all kinds of lovely stuff. I had to drive DH to the airport this morning (only five minutes away, so I figured I could do it and refused his offer to get a cab) and we got in the car and he started giving me advice about not storing my skates out in the open so they don't get stolen. Good advice and I agree, but that was NOT the time. I snapped at him and then we both felt bad. Me for snapping right before he flew on an airplane, which I know makes him really anxious and him for being advice dude when he knew I was sick. We both apologized and it was okay, but I don't like getting snappy--even once in a while. I called in sick to work and am watching "Dirty Jobs" and trying not to move.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 28, 2006 8:57:27 am PDT #513 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

he first half of their review is entirely lifted from his! (It's paraphrased except for the bits they've got quotes around, and they do call the section "review of reviews," but still...if it's just a roundup of what other critics have already said, it seems odd to edit it together into what looks like a new review.

Yeah, that's The Week's schtick, for reviews, and news, etc. Some quotes, some paraphrased. It's their whole style and reason for being. I love it, because I can get the cliff notes of weekly news. Also, I love the homes of the week spread.


erikaj - Aug 28, 2006 8:59:18 am PDT #514 of 10000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Sorry about the problem with your monthlies, Robin. Guess you'll have to stick to hand jobs today(/The Gem) (Not implying anything about our friend's virtue...swear I'm not. It's a Deadwood thing.)