My flight out is at 4:50. And my walls are not padded. But my behind is enough.
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Feel better, Kristin.
AmyLiz, I hope you found an escape.
Aimee, I will be thrilled to see you tomorrow but I will shun your gauchos.
Happy New Year to those that begin to celebrate at sundown!
Then I drove her home. Actually I drove her to a bar. Same dif.
HEY! I resemble that remark.
It was a good time last night. Thank you for the taquitos and the guac. Yum.
I scritched JZ's back until she was a very cute, very pregnant puddle. Everyone loves the scritches!!
AmyLiz, I'm not sure that they'd be able to block out all of the noise but can you put in some earplugs or put on some headphones?
Then I wouldn't be able to hear the toddler. Wait a minute...
I actually asked him to try tuning it better, and he turned it off. Thank God.
Everyone loves the scritches!!
I looooove having my back scratched. And it doesn't happen nearly often enough.
Aimee, I will be thrilled to see you tomorrow but I will shun your gauchos.
Oh, you're going to be there? Cool! I'm trying to decide whether to drive in or take BART.
Oh, and P-C? Don't forget my cash and diamonds. Otherwise I shall berate you.
high-pitched feedback whine..... Noises like that that make me nearly homicidal....
OH yes. (shudders with great sympathy) Remember the scene of Chewbacca torture in the first Star Wars movie, when he was trapped in a pit trying to cover his furry ears against the high-pitched noise? That's one of my versions of going to Hell. Another is being right in front of the speaker array at an AC/DC concert. I really don't like loud noise; so: more concert for the rest of youse who like that sort of thing. Please, have all of mine. I will be sitting in my quiet happy place instead.
"When will it stop?" So cute. Must share.
Another is being right in front of the speaker array at an AC/DC concert.
I was right in front of the speakers at a Beach Boys concert once. Less a problem with noise, more a problem with being unable to dance in the narrowed aisle.
Hmm.
We need JZ bellyshots, clearly.
Aimee, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry. See, some fundamentalist Christians believe that girls shouldn't wear pants, because they are too form-fitting. So, they make their girls wear gauchos and skirts. Baby Jesus knows this is a misinterpretation of his words, and it makes him cry and cry and cry. The fact that they are back in style at all is proof that the terrorists have won. So, in conclusion, we MUST take back our country from the fundamentalists and terrorists. BURN your gauchos. Do it for your country! And for baby Jesus's tear ducts.
OMG. Someone better have COMM'd this. If I'd been drinking C, it TOTALLY would have been OMM.
So, Aimee, have you packed EVERYTHING? Is nothing forgotten?