We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Sep 22, 2006 6:54:15 am PDT #4283 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Feel better, Kristin.

AmyLiz, I hope you found an escape.

Aimee, I will be thrilled to see you tomorrow but I will shun your gauchos.

Happy New Year to those that begin to celebrate at sundown!


juliana - Sep 22, 2006 6:54:36 am PDT #4284 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Then I drove her home. Actually I drove her to a bar. Same dif.

HEY! I resemble that remark.

It was a good time last night. Thank you for the taquitos and the guac. Yum.

I scritched JZ's back until she was a very cute, very pregnant puddle. Everyone loves the scritches!!


Amy - Sep 22, 2006 6:56:19 am PDT #4285 of 10000
Because books.

AmyLiz, I'm not sure that they'd be able to block out all of the noise but can you put in some earplugs or put on some headphones?

Then I wouldn't be able to hear the toddler. Wait a minute...

I actually asked him to try tuning it better, and he turned it off. Thank God.

Everyone loves the scritches!!

I looooove having my back scratched. And it doesn't happen nearly often enough.


Polter-Cow - Sep 22, 2006 6:57:40 am PDT #4286 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aimee, I will be thrilled to see you tomorrow but I will shun your gauchos.

Oh, you're going to be there? Cool! I'm trying to decide whether to drive in or take BART.


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 6:58:33 am PDT #4287 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, and P-C? Don't forget my cash and diamonds. Otherwise I shall berate you.


Katerina Bee - Sep 22, 2006 7:01:44 am PDT #4288 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

high-pitched feedback whine..... Noises like that that make me nearly homicidal....

OH yes. (shudders with great sympathy) Remember the scene of Chewbacca torture in the first Star Wars movie, when he was trapped in a pit trying to cover his furry ears against the high-pitched noise? That's one of my versions of going to Hell. Another is being right in front of the speaker array at an AC/DC concert. I really don't like loud noise; so: more concert for the rest of youse who like that sort of thing. Please, have all of mine. I will be sitting in my quiet happy place instead.

"When will it stop?" So cute. Must share.


Fred Pete - Sep 22, 2006 7:08:28 am PDT #4289 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Another is being right in front of the speaker array at an AC/DC concert.

I was right in front of the speakers at a Beach Boys concert once. Less a problem with noise, more a problem with being unable to dance in the narrowed aisle.


P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2006 7:09:29 am PDT #4290 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hmm.

We need JZ bellyshots, clearly.

Aimee, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry. See, some fundamentalist Christians believe that girls shouldn't wear pants, because they are too form-fitting. So, they make their girls wear gauchos and skirts. Baby Jesus knows this is a misinterpretation of his words, and it makes him cry and cry and cry. The fact that they are back in style at all is proof that the terrorists have won. So, in conclusion, we MUST take back our country from the fundamentalists and terrorists. BURN your gauchos. Do it for your country! And for baby Jesus's tear ducts.

OMG. Someone better have COMM'd this. If I'd been drinking C, it TOTALLY would have been OMM.


SuziQ - Sep 22, 2006 7:10:27 am PDT #4291 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

So, Aimee, have you packed EVERYTHING? Is nothing forgotten?


Aims - Sep 22, 2006 7:11:32 am PDT #4292 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!!

(You will have to wash it - I ran out of time.)