Hmm.
We need JZ bellyshots, clearly.
Aimee, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry. See, some fundamentalist Christians believe that girls shouldn't wear pants, because they are too form-fitting. So, they make their girls wear gauchos and skirts. Baby Jesus knows this is a misinterpretation of his words, and it makes him cry and cry and cry. The fact that they are back in style at all is proof that the terrorists have won. So, in conclusion, we MUST take back our country from the fundamentalists and terrorists. BURN your gauchos. Do it for your country! And for baby Jesus's tear ducts.
OMG. Someone better have COMM'd this. If I'd been drinking C, it TOTALLY would have been OMM.
So, Aimee, have you packed EVERYTHING? Is nothing forgotten?
NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!!
(You will have to wash it - I ran out of time.)
It should be COMMed with Aimee's comeback, too.
claps hands Yay!!!!!
I'd still hug you and grope you and all that, even if you had forgotten, but there would have been added mocking.
And K-Bug will be getting some extra cash, too.
there would have been added mocking.
You can use that mocking for the gauchos.
And K-Bug will be getting some extra cash, too.
Girls only want diamonds, Aims.
Oh dear. I just vanity googled since I hadn't done it in awhile. Apart from the usual evangelical singer, track star, porn star, and lawyer Kristin Taylors out there, there's apparently now one writing bad online fantasy:
Kill me now. These people need to stop abusing my name!
