'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Busy night, and slow morning around here.
I need to get ready to head out to my parents' for the weekend. I was supposed to go yesterday but was feeling pukey and generally crappy. Didn't want to expose mom to it in case it was a bug other than the me bug (and since I was running a fever, we decided that waiting would be better).
I think the TSA released a statement saying that you can't fly with gauchos.
Aimee, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry. See, some fundamentalist Christians believe that girls shouldn't wear pants, because they are too form-fitting. So, they make their girls wear gauchos and skirts. Baby Jesus knows this is a misinterpretation of his words, and it makes him cry and cry and cry. The fact that they are back in style at all is proof that the terrorists have won. So, in conclusion, we MUST take back our country from the fundamentalists and terrorists. BURN your gauchos. Do it for your country! And for baby Jesus's tear ducts.
Oh, man. There's been a buzzing about a last minute staff meeting here in about an hour, and we all just got an email saying that the dean is leaving. Well, mystery solved re: the topic of the meeting I guess. (our office works very closely to the dean, so it definitely impacts us). I mean, it'll be fine, but there will be a lot of twitching and twittering, I imagine.
I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry
vw, given the state of our country, there's probably a lot of things that are higher on the "Make Baby Jesus Cry" list.
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Today's Questionable Content made me think of Bitches.
Wow! Nora, that’s a big deal and not necessarily a fun way to start the day.
GC's new 'do is tres glamorous!
Whoot! Got the call. Second interview on Tuesday.
Go, brenda!
ION, I'm going to lose it any minute. My father-in-law is in his room with the radio on, and all I can hear out here is this high-pitched feedback whine. He's deaf in one ear, and losing his hearing in the other, so he probably doesn't even hear it.
I, on the other hand, am about to crack.
Yay, brenda! Good luck!