Wow! Nora, that’s a big deal and not necessarily a fun way to start the day.
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
GC's new 'do is tres glamorous!
Whoot! Got the call. Second interview on Tuesday.
Go, brenda!
ION, I'm going to lose it any minute. My father-in-law is in his room with the radio on, and all I can hear out here is this high-pitched feedback whine. He's deaf in one ear, and losing his hearing in the other, so he probably doesn't even hear it.
I, on the other hand, am about to crack.
Yay, brenda! Good luck!
Yay Brenda!!!!
Must. Wake. Up.
yay Aimee
yay bernda
It is one of those mornings when focusing is hard
Yay, brenda!
Boo gauchos!
Last night I had dinner with a friend and her 3 year old, who is a week out of diapers. He was doing the potty dance, and after much discussion, agreed to use the unfamiliar restroom. When they got back to the table he asks, "when will it stop?" We question, "what stop?" He says, "the peeing!" Apparently, because we adults do not announce our bathroom intentions to the world, and because Mom and Dad do not discuss with each other whether or not they have to go, he thought adults did not have to use the bathroom and the pesky chore that interrupts his playtime and dinner would eventually go away.
I nearly peed myself laughing.
I had to go find Matt and tell him that story,sparky
The poor kid was just destroyed. From the look on his face you would have thought we'd told him Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny hated him and would never come again.
And I found it hilarious.