Aimee, I hate to have to tell you this, but I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry. See, some fundamentalist Christians believe that girls shouldn't wear pants, because they are too form-fitting. So, they make their girls wear gauchos and skirts. Baby Jesus knows this is a misinterpretation of his words, and it makes him cry and cry and cry. The fact that they are back in style at all is proof that the terrorists have won. So, in conclusion, we MUST take back our country from the fundamentalists and terrorists. BURN your gauchos. Do it for your country! And for baby Jesus's tear ducts.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
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Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
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vw bug - Sep 22, 2006 4:30:48 am PDT #4258 of 10000
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Nora Deirdre - Sep 22, 2006 4:51:47 am PDT #4259 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, man. There's been a buzzing about a last minute staff meeting here in about an hour, and we all just got an email saying that the dean is leaving. Well, mystery solved re: the topic of the meeting I guess. (our office works very closely to the dean, so it definitely impacts us). I mean, it'll be fine, but there will be a lot of twitching and twittering, I imagine.
Ailleann - Sep 22, 2006 4:56:13 am PDT #4260 of 10000
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I think gauchos make the baby Jesus cry
vw, given the state of our country, there's probably a lot of things that are higher on the "Make Baby Jesus Cry" list.
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vw bug - Sep 22, 2006 4:56:18 am PDT #4261 of 10000
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Wow! Nora, that’s a big deal and not necessarily a fun way to start the day.
lisah - Sep 22, 2006 4:56:27 am PDT #4262 of 10000
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GC's new 'do is tres glamorous!
brenda m - Sep 22, 2006 5:14:28 am PDT #4263 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Whoot! Got the call. Second interview on Tuesday.
Amy - Sep 22, 2006 5:18:26 am PDT #4264 of 10000
Because books.
Go, brenda!
ION, I'm going to lose it any minute. My father-in-law is in his room with the radio on, and all I can hear out here is this high-pitched feedback whine. He's deaf in one ear, and losing his hearing in the other, so he probably doesn't even hear it.
I, on the other hand, am about to crack.
vw bug - Sep 22, 2006 5:25:40 am PDT #4265 of 10000
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Yay, brenda! Good luck!
SuziQ - Sep 22, 2006 5:30:15 am PDT #4266 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Yay Brenda!!!!
Must. Wake. Up.
beth b - Sep 22, 2006 5:50:10 am PDT #4267 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay Aimee
yay bernda
It is one of those mornings when focusing is hard