Oh my god, poor Emmett's Mom!! I can't imagine trying to have that conversation without either scarring myself or my child...:)
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
meara - Sep 17, 2006 4:35:00 pm PDT #3509 of 10000
DavidS - Sep 17, 2006 4:39:18 pm PDT #3510 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh my god, poor Emmett's Mom!! I can't imagine trying to have that conversation without either scarring myself or my child...:)
Her candor is both a strength and a weakness. And she has been sexually adventurous so....
God, it was funny though.
And now I know that Emmett's curious about sex. Oh, lordy, the teen years are coming soon.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 17, 2006 4:50:04 pm PDT #3511 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
There's a Universal Technical Institute commercial on now. I heard, "At UTI..." and then my brain broke into the giggles.
HA! Tom and I blanched at that one, too, a few days ago.
THANK YOU ALL for all the lovely birthday wishes! I had a nice day on Friday. There was art, and lunch, and many beers, and a fancy dinner. Yesterday we went to CT to see my folks and grandma, and that was pretty good. Got lots of back to school clothes. And shooooooes!
Today, Tom went to Milwaukee, but I am certainly not pouty about it. Nope, not me. My friend moved in, so that's interesting.
Happy Birthday Lee!
Must go pass out now.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 17, 2006 4:55:45 pm PDT #3512 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Emmett: REALLLLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Me: (backing away from my sassy-assed self) No.
Emmett/Aidan: But you said….
Oh Lordy. Ca-RAZY!
Amy - Sep 17, 2006 5:00:16 pm PDT #3513 of 10000
Because books.
Wow. That is some conversation to have without preparation. Jake has never been that blunt about sex, and now I'm thinking, "Thank God."
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
Cashmere - Sep 17, 2006 5:00:41 pm PDT #3514 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
In spite of her asides, it sounds like she handled it with aplomb. Go her. It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
Cass - Sep 17, 2006 5:06:59 pm PDT #3515 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
HA! Tom and I blanched at that one, too, a few days ago.The "With UTI, you'll..." was even more eye roll-y. I was thinking, "As if! With UTI and I'll be whining on the couch and that is pretty much it."
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.Yep.
DavidS - Sep 17, 2006 5:27:22 pm PDT #3516 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
She's pretty good at improvising. And I've always admired her honesty. She's not ashamed that she's had all three kinds of sex. You know?
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
Yes it was. I wrote her back saying it was "fucking hilarious" and she called me immediately. "Fucking hilarious for you! He's coming to your house tomorrow night."
I immediately started interrogating her like Jack on 24:
"Have you had all three kinds of sex?!! Have you had the Virginia sex, the mouth sex and the butt-sex?! Have you sucked the winky with the wrapper on? Have you?!?"
P.M. Marc - Sep 17, 2006 5:54:37 pm PDT #3517 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh. Man.
That's funny. Horrifying, but funny.
Man, Hec. You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!
MWAHAHAHAHA! You are going to be in SO MUCH HELL.
(I send you virtual alcohol for coping practice.)
DCJensen - Sep 17, 2006 6:10:55 pm PDT #3518 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
A trade school here was once going to be called Southern Hennepin Institute of Technology here in Minnesota until someone noticed the initials.
ETA: Spelling