Wow. That is some conversation to have without preparation. Jake has never been that blunt about sex, and now I'm thinking, "Thank God."
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Sep 17, 2006 5:00:16 pm PDT #3513 of 10000
Because books.
Cashmere - Sep 17, 2006 5:00:41 pm PDT #3514 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
In spite of her asides, it sounds like she handled it with aplomb. Go her. It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
Cass - Sep 17, 2006 5:06:59 pm PDT #3515 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
HA! Tom and I blanched at that one, too, a few days ago.The "With UTI, you'll..." was even more eye roll-y. I was thinking, "As if! With UTI and I'll be whining on the couch and that is pretty much it."
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.Yep.
DavidS - Sep 17, 2006 5:27:22 pm PDT #3516 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
She's pretty good at improvising. And I've always admired her honesty. She's not ashamed that she's had all three kinds of sex. You know?
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
Yes it was. I wrote her back saying it was "fucking hilarious" and she called me immediately. "Fucking hilarious for you! He's coming to your house tomorrow night."
I immediately started interrogating her like Jack on 24:
"Have you had all three kinds of sex?!! Have you had the Virginia sex, the mouth sex and the butt-sex?! Have you sucked the winky with the wrapper on? Have you?!?"
P.M. Marc - Sep 17, 2006 5:54:37 pm PDT #3517 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh. Man.
That's funny. Horrifying, but funny.
Man, Hec. You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!
MWAHAHAHAHA! You are going to be in SO MUCH HELL.
(I send you virtual alcohol for coping practice.)
DCJensen - Sep 17, 2006 6:10:55 pm PDT #3518 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
A trade school here was once going to be called Southern Hennepin Institute of Technology here in Minnesota until someone noticed the initials.
ETA: Spelling
DavidS - Sep 17, 2006 6:15:55 pm PDT #3519 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Man, Hec. You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!
MWAHAHAHAHA! You are going to be in SO MUCH HELL.
You're just a wee bit gleeful about this.
Deena will tell me what to do.
Cass - Sep 17, 2006 6:16:36 pm PDT #3520 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!Yikes. Have you pissed off a karma demon or something, Hec? It's two (two!) forms of parental hell at once.
Cass - Sep 17, 2006 6:17:27 pm PDT #3521 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Deena will tell me what to do.It'll involve a lot of eyeliner...
Not that it's a bad thing.
Amy - Sep 17, 2006 6:26:24 pm PDT #3522 of 10000
Because books.
She's not ashamed that she's had all three kinds of sex. You know?
She shouldn't be! It's just that I'm not sure I could be that forthright with Jake. Especially off the cuff. Although maybe, in the end, that would be easier.
God, I need a drink just thinking about it.
Also realizing that I currently have a toddler and a teenager, and wondering what I did to piss off the PTB.
Deena will tell me what to do.
Yes! I'd be happy if Deena told me what to do most of the time.