Gunn ,'Power Play'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh my god, poor Emmett's Mom!! I can't imagine trying to have that conversation without either scarring myself or my child...:)
Her candor is both a strength and a weakness. And she has been sexually adventurous so....
God, it was funny though.
And now I know that Emmett's curious about sex. Oh, lordy, the teen years are coming soon.
There's a Universal Technical Institute commercial on now. I heard, "At UTI..." and then my brain broke into the giggles.
HA! Tom and I blanched at that one, too, a few days ago.
THANK YOU ALL for all the lovely birthday wishes! I had a nice day on Friday. There was art, and lunch, and many beers, and a fancy dinner. Yesterday we went to CT to see my folks and grandma, and that was pretty good. Got lots of back to school clothes. And shooooooes!
Today, Tom went to Milwaukee, but I am certainly not pouty about it. Nope, not me. My friend moved in, so that's interesting.
Happy Birthday Lee!
Must go pass out now.
Emmett: REALLLLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
Me: (backing away from my sassy-assed self) No.
Emmett/Aidan: But you said….
Oh Lordy. Ca-RAZY!
Wow. That is some conversation to have without preparation. Jake has never been that blunt about sex, and now I'm thinking, "Thank God."
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
In spite of her asides, it sounds like she handled it with aplomb. Go her. It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
HA! Tom and I blanched at that one, too, a few days ago.The "With UTI, you'll..." was even more eye roll-y. I was thinking, "As if! With UTI and I'll be whining on the couch and that is pretty much it."
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.Yep.
EM can roll with the punches, though, huh?
She's pretty good at improvising. And I've always admired her honesty. She's not ashamed that she's had all three kinds of sex. You know?
It's also freaking hilarious. And terrifying.
Yes it was. I wrote her back saying it was "fucking hilarious" and she called me immediately. "Fucking hilarious for you! He's coming to your house tomorrow night."
I immediately started interrogating her like Jack on 24:
"Have you had all three kinds of sex?!! Have you had the Virginia sex, the mouth sex and the butt-sex?! Have you sucked the winky with the wrapper on? Have you?!?"
Oh. Man.
That's funny. Horrifying, but funny.
Man, Hec. You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!
MWAHAHAHAHA! You are going to be in SO MUCH HELL.
(I send you virtual alcohol for coping practice.)
A trade school here was once going to be called Southern Hennepin Institute of Technology here in Minnesota until someone noticed the initials.
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Man, Hec. You're going to have a toddler AND a teen!
MWAHAHAHAHA! You are going to be in SO MUCH HELL.
You're just a wee bit gleeful about this.
Deena will tell me what to do.