Those exist? I never have mornings when I don't feel feral.
Well, actually, yes. More often then they used to. Unfortunately for me, I'm both a morning person and a night owl, or have been at various times (sometimes at the same time). My work schedule has pretty much caged up the owl these days.
I might even get up, make coffee and make breakfast, so there!
Heh. Hee. Hehehehehheeeeeee! BWAH!
The optimism is touching.
Weekends are not for making coffee. Weekends are for fighting my eeeeeeeeevil shower, getting dressed, and staggering down the hill to Cafe Roma and their blessed coffee, pastries, and fresh OJ. Or for getting coffee at Roma and then eating brunch and drinking mimosas at the Washbag.
Plus, I'm non-feral if I wake up after 10, but I don't so much consider that morning - more the proper time to begin the day.
Yeah. That all sounds SO much better, I must say.
WEEK FROM TOMORROW!!!
Why is the shower evil??
Why is the shower evil??
It has a Van Dyke, of course.
When did Dick Van Dyke become evil?
And why didn't I get the memo?
When he grew the beard. Everyone knows what that means.
Come ON, Fred!
Everybody
knows that when Dick Van Dyke grows a beard, he turns evil.... We all learned that from Star Trek.
Weekends are for fighting my eeeeeeeeevil shower, getting dressed, and staggering down the hill to Cafe Roma and their blessed coffee, pastries, and fresh OJ.
You can get dressed before coffee?
I kind of accidentally pulled an all-nighter. I was working on a project that was due, and the time got away from me. Then I was all wound up and decided to do more work. I thought perhaps I could sleep this morning, but today turns out to be the day my neighbor is getting new gutters.
Why is the shower evil??
It has a Van Dyke, of course.
Well, it has had dykes in it...
No, seriously, old building & pipes+1 water heater+32 units=highly variable water temperature. It'll go to scalding or freezing from comfortable in 1 second some days. It's fun!
A car may facilitate the place thing, though, broadening her horizons.
You're right, of course. I thought of that after I posted it.