Why is the shower evil??
It has a Van Dyke, of course.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2006 7:13:08 am PDT #3155 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Fred Pete - Sep 14, 2006 7:15:46 am PDT #3156 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
When did Dick Van Dyke become evil?
And why didn't I get the memo?
brenda m - Sep 14, 2006 7:17:33 am PDT #3157 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
When he grew the beard. Everyone knows what that means.
Sean K - Sep 14, 2006 7:21:30 am PDT #3158 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Come ON, Fred! Everybody knows that when Dick Van Dyke grows a beard, he turns evil.... We all learned that from Star Trek.
Ginger - Sep 14, 2006 7:29:05 am PDT #3159 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Weekends are for fighting my eeeeeeeeevil shower, getting dressed, and staggering down the hill to Cafe Roma and their blessed coffee, pastries, and fresh OJ.
You can get dressed before coffee?
I kind of accidentally pulled an all-nighter. I was working on a project that was due, and the time got away from me. Then I was all wound up and decided to do more work. I thought perhaps I could sleep this morning, but today turns out to be the day my neighbor is getting new gutters.
juliana - Sep 14, 2006 7:54:57 am PDT #3160 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Why is the shower evil??
It has a Van Dyke, of course.
Well, it has had dykes in it...
No, seriously, old building & pipes+1 water heater+32 units=highly variable water temperature. It'll go to scalding or freezing from comfortable in 1 second some days. It's fun!
Nora Deirdre - Sep 14, 2006 7:56:32 am PDT #3161 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
A car may facilitate the place thing, though, broadening her horizons.
You're right, of course. I thought of that after I posted it.
Sean K - Sep 14, 2006 7:56:39 am PDT #3162 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Fun like a poke in the eye!
Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2006 8:10:46 am PDT #3163 of 10000
brillig
Fun like a poke in the eye!
nyuk nyuk nyuk.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2006 8:12:28 am PDT #3164 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Just back from another doctor visit. Baby is robust and perfect in every particular. They also got a good look at her goolie and declared it groovy.
Then stopped by the P.O. to pick up a package, which was (as I had predicted) a baby present from a Buffista.
Megan knitted us a super cute little baby kimono with ribbon tie, with a matching knitted cap threaded with a pretty ribbon. So cute! JZ collapsed into little gurbles of happiness over it.