It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 2:44:36 pm PDT #1875 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I had people over who cleaned.

In much better news, I had this email exchange with a friend from back in La. who is a lawyer in Houston.

S: Your friends do suck. I'm sorry. :( Well, that should make it easy not to want him anymore. Indeed, you should shop around for a slow-acting, very powerful laxative to slip him. Can I do anything to help?
Daisy Jane: Just be a friend. I know it should make it easier, but it doesn't and I just feel ill.
S:Do friends put voodoo curses on their friends' exes? :)
Daisy Jane:Absolutely.
S:I've stripped off my shirt and am dancing on my desk. The firm is rather formal, so I suspect someone may come in and ask what I'm doing. Would you prefer him to be struck by lightening or engulfed in a freak tsunami which manages to hit only his house?


Katerina Bee - Sep 05, 2006 3:11:30 pm PDT #1876 of 10000
Herding cats for fun

Fabulous kitty news: No FIV nor FeLV. She's okay to live in the house with the other cats. You would not believe how extremely gross her bath water was. I'm not even going to use any adjectives to describe that situation.

Not such good news: She's in her teens, is very skinny, has a heart murmur and probably anemia and liver trouble. Plus "horrible" dental disease. I can't afford to do anything about those things. However, all I really wanted was to know that instead of crouching in the driveway, huddling near the house, she will be living inside the house and lounging on the carpet, where she will be clean and warm, safe and dry, well-fed and untroubled by the nastiness the world has to offer. So I didn't save the world today. Big deal. I did make a difference to someone.

Also I found out my sister's kitty-loving friends offered to pony up some $$$ towards her adoption expenses. Bless them.

She's now curled up on with the warmie under a chair here in the study. I expect she's quite tired out from the surprising day she's had so far. She did summon up the energy to give a bit of a purr. So we'll see how this story plays out.


SuziQ - Sep 05, 2006 3:29:07 pm PDT #1877 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Am no longer at court. Am at work. Am under orders to return to court tomorrow at 9:30 am. On the good side, I'm not one of the first 18 pulled into the box. On the bad side, I wasn't one of the 100 that have already been excused.

Judge promised that the jury will be chosen tomorrow. Lovely. Just lovely.


Daisy Jane - Sep 05, 2006 3:30:34 pm PDT #1878 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Go team kitty!


meara - Sep 05, 2006 4:28:06 pm PDT #1879 of 10000

Eeek, Suzi--best "not being on the jury vibes" sent to you--been there, got picked, lasted way too long, haven't been nearly so into Law and Order since! :)


sj - Sep 05, 2006 4:35:31 pm PDT #1880 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I feel like I have the worst hangover, and I didn't even drink. Sleep hangover, I think. Hugs and ~ma to all who need them.

Teacup Guy's first day went well. He thanks everyone for the good luck wishes.


SuziQ - Sep 05, 2006 4:40:41 pm PDT #1881 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Heh, the prosecutor talked about how she didn't like Law and Order - how there was conveniently all the perfect evidence to be wrapped up in a nice little package.


vw bug - Sep 05, 2006 4:55:05 pm PDT #1882 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

So, school started today. All three classes had us fill out info sheets. All asked about e-mail and Internet access. One asked how often we surfed the Internet. Our choices were once a day, every few days, every few weeks, seldom.

Hello! You mean people don't "surf the net" more than once a day???


SailAweigh - Sep 05, 2006 4:57:10 pm PDT #1883 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Well, they think it's a bunch of tubes, like a bottle of soda pop. You only drink one a day, right?


vw bug - Sep 05, 2006 4:59:50 pm PDT #1884 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Well, they think it's a bunch of tubes, like a bottle of soda pop. You only drink one a day, right?

Who are these people?