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DavidS - May 20, 2019 7:48:50 pm PDT #7189 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I posted this on FB but I think it's notable.

******

I wasn't as disappointed with the GoT finale as some people.

However, tell me where the lie is in my scorecard:

Number of women who wrote an episode of Game of Thrones: 2 women wrote four episodes of the entire run of 73 episodes. (Jane Espenson FTW!)

Number of women who directed an episode of Game of Thrones: 1 woman directed 4 episodes of the entire run of 73 episodes

Male characters who committed horrible acts who had redemptive arcs: Tyrion, Jaime, Theon, Jorah

Female characters who were empowered who had to die horrible deaths: Cersei, Daenerys, Ellaria, Oleanna, Margaery, Caetlyn

Female characters who had to die because they were "crazy bitches": Cersei, Daenerys

Female characters who were killed because they were "whores": Ros, Shae, Tysha (Tyrion's first love)

Male characters who survived who went to whorehouses: Bronn, Tyrion, Podrick

To be fair, male characters who were castrated (stem and root): Varys, Theon, Grey Worm, The Unsullied (frankly an incredibly stupid idea for soldiers).

(For those of you unfamiliar with the history of castration, it's been fairly unusual to "dock" or cut off the penis as it leads to constant urinary tract infections and piddling in your pants. Historically they just take the testicles. Yes, I'm saying GRRM has a fucking issue that Freud would be delighted to discuss.)


Katerina Bee - May 20, 2019 8:02:08 pm PDT #7190 of 7329
Herding cats for fun

What theodosia said.

Also I see that having a dribbling eunuch in the house would be messy and unsuitable.


Jessica - May 21, 2019 5:53:38 am PDT #7191 of 7329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

To be fair, male characters who were castrated (stem and root)

To be fair, I'd argue that an obsession with dicks is not counterindicated by an all-male writers room.


DavidS - May 21, 2019 6:14:38 am PDT #7192 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

To be fair, I'd argue that an obsession with dicks is not counterindicated by an all-male writers room.

That's true. But most guys obsessing about dicks don't want them cut off.


Jessica - May 21, 2019 6:24:20 am PDT #7193 of 7329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

most guys obsessing about dicks don't want them cut off.

I would bet cash money that as a narrative device, "and also his penis was TRAGICALLY MISSING" occurs more often when a dude is writing.


DavidS - May 21, 2019 7:15:56 am PDT #7194 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't know. Seems like a lot of women fantasize about cutting off tallywhackers.

Then again, you've got Hemingway in your corner.


msbelle - May 21, 2019 8:07:29 am PDT #7195 of 7329
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think women would just kill people.


Atropa - May 21, 2019 9:44:45 am PDT #7196 of 7329
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would bet cash money that as a narrative device, "and also his penis was TRAGICALLY MISSING" occurs more often when a dude is writing.

I think women would just kill people.

Bing bing bing!


Topic!Cindy - May 21, 2019 1:02:47 pm PDT #7197 of 7329
What is even happening?

That's why God made poison.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2019 1:05:07 pm PDT #7198 of 7329
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

But isn't setting someone on fire so much more dramatically satisfying?