most guys obsessing about dicks don't want them cut off.
I would bet cash money that as a narrative device, "and also his penis was TRAGICALLY MISSING" occurs more often when a dude is writing.
Spike: Lots of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things. Angel: You know that whoosh thing you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.
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Jessica - May 21, 2019 6:24:20 am PDT #7193 of 7329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
DavidS - May 21, 2019 7:15:56 am PDT #7194 of 7329
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't know. Seems like a lot of women fantasize about cutting off tallywhackers.
Then again, you've got Hemingway in your corner.
msbelle - May 21, 2019 8:07:29 am PDT #7195 of 7329
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think women would just kill people.
Atropa - May 21, 2019 9:44:45 am PDT #7196 of 7329
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I would bet cash money that as a narrative device, "and also his penis was TRAGICALLY MISSING" occurs more often when a dude is writing.
I think women would just kill people.
Bing bing bing!
Topic!Cindy - May 21, 2019 1:02:47 pm PDT #7197 of 7329
What is even happening?
That's why God made poison.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2019 1:05:07 pm PDT #7198 of 7329
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
But isn't setting someone on fire so much more dramatically satisfying?
Amy - May 21, 2019 2:06:04 pm PDT #7199 of 7329
Because books.
Atropa?
Atropa - May 21, 2019 6:25:51 pm PDT #7200 of 7329
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
While fire is my true love, it depends on what poison you use. You can get some really fun, with pretty colors! interesting effects if you pick the right poison. Plus, not as easy to trace to whodunit.
Or so I've read in books. Which I read for writing research. No other reason.
Zenkitty - May 22, 2019 9:18:30 am PDT #7201 of 7329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
One of my friends used to do con security. She was working with Christopher Lambert once and noticed that his personal security was all women. She asked him why, and reportedly he said something like, "Because guys come at me with swords a LOT, and men will engage, every time. Women just take the idiots down."
Kalshane - May 22, 2019 9:54:18 am PDT #7202 of 7329
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Humanity's capacity for stupidity never ceases to amaze me. "Hey, I'm going to run at a semi-famous person with a weapon!" I'm not even sure what they think the best possible outcome of that scenario would be.