If only I looked like Robb Stark, and wasn't maybe a little totally freaked out by that ad.

Also, I think we have to wait at least one more week for the Trial of the Hound (one of my favorite parts of the books).

(The two halves of this post are in no way related).

ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED IN HAIR!

(I love this song.)

It's a good song.

Since Theon's stuff is in the book I haven't gotten to yet, I'm utterly unspoiled for one chunk of the plot while at the same time having more or less constant "that's not going to end well" thoughts (bye, Jamie's hand). And Hi, Blackfish...

I guess they're going to (book spoilers) compress Sansa's timeline? I can't figure out how they'll hit everything they need to before she leaves King's Landing if Littlefinger is heading out soon. Unless I'm misremembering.

A BEAR! A BEAR!

Poor Edmure. Dumbass.

JAMIE+BRIENNE4EVAH!

Bye for a while, Hot Pie. You're a good kid, and you dodged the Wall.

Apparently that track will be for sale on the 20th, and then it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Ugh, I hate how this book/season makes me feel sorry for Jaime fucking Lannister. I mean, really. Dude pushed a kid out a window, he deserves to lose a hand, right?

(On that note...I miss Vargo Hoat's speech impediment. Thapphires! Oh well.)

Yeah, Martin pretty much pulled the bits with the captive Lannister kids straight out of Richard III.

Apparently that track will be for sale on the 20th, and then it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

The song is SO AWESOME!

I mean, really. Dude pushed a kid out a window, he deserves to lose a hand, right?

I know, right? I mean, his crimes are also still a little balanced by the reason he killed Aerys Targaryen, but even then, he pushed a kid out a window!

On that note...I miss Vargo Hoat's speech impediment. Thapphires! Oh well.

Me too. At least the actor has kind of a lisp.

Craster, you scumbag, you totally deserve to die. It's too bad everything else goes down the way it does.