Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


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Jessica - Apr 14, 2013 5:02:39 pm PDT #4954 of 7329
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED IN HAIR!

(I love this song.)


DebetEsse - Apr 14, 2013 6:13:46 pm PDT #4955 of 7329
Woe to the fucking wicked.

It's a good song.

Since Theon's stuff is in the book I haven't gotten to yet, I'm utterly unspoiled for one chunk of the plot while at the same time having more or less constant "that's not going to end well" thoughts (bye, Jamie's hand). And Hi, Blackfish...

I guess they're going to (book spoilers) compress Sansa's timeline? I can't figure out how they'll hit everything they need to before she leaves King's Landing if Littlefinger is heading out soon. Unless I'm misremembering.


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:16:56 pm PDT #4956 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

A BEAR! A BEAR!

Poor Edmure. Dumbass.


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:22:03 pm PDT #4957 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

JAMIE+BRIENNE4EVAH!


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:25:12 pm PDT #4958 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Bye for a while, Hot Pie. You're a good kid, and you dodged the Wall.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2013 6:28:25 pm PDT #4959 of 7329
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apparently that track will be for sale on the 20th, and then it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Ugh, I hate how this book/season makes me feel sorry for Jaime fucking Lannister. I mean, really. Dude pushed a kid out a window, he deserves to lose a hand, right?

(On that note...I miss Vargo Hoat's speech impediment. Thapphires! Oh well.)


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:30:32 pm PDT #4960 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, Martin pretty much pulled the bits with the captive Lannister kids straight out of Richard III.


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:32:54 pm PDT #4961 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Apparently that track will be for sale on the 20th, and then it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

The song is SO AWESOME!

I mean, really. Dude pushed a kid out a window, he deserves to lose a hand, right?

I know, right? I mean, his crimes are also still a little balanced by the reason he killed Aerys Targaryen, but even then, he pushed a kid out a window!


Sean K - Apr 14, 2013 6:34:17 pm PDT #4962 of 7329
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

On that note...I miss Vargo Hoat's speech impediment. Thapphires! Oh well.

Me too. At least the actor has kind of a lisp.

Craster, you scumbag, you totally deserve to die. It's too bad everything else goes down the way it does.


DebetEsse - Apr 14, 2013 6:35:44 pm PDT #4963 of 7329
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Jamie and Brienne are my favorite! (book spoilers) I love the completely unromantic (because neither of them would ever admit to such a thing) pining that persists with both of them. They are two of the characters who I BADLY want in a room together before the end of this thing. I hope they get that right on the show, when we get there.

I can't decide what I want to happen when (I assume) Dany gets to Westeros.

Dumbass. I like it. Uncle Blackfish and Nephew Dumbass. Although, it lacks aquaticness (unless you pronounce it DumBass. Ha Ha. I'm so funny).

Oh! That was the other thing. Dunno if it was in the books, but it seemed like Theon's "Take off his pants" was a direct response to the "if rape is such a thing is these books, why is it that only the women are threatened with it?" criticism I've seen of Martin.