I've worked up to being able to eat about 2/3 of an egg scrambled with twice as much cream with spices and veggies and stuff. I still eat around the egg in fried rice, mostly. I don't think I could face boiled or fried.
Which is a bummer right now because I am really hungry and there isn't hardly any food in the house. But there are eggs.
Eggs aren't food, so much as they are ingredients. They're absolutely brilliant at that, and middling to fucking sucking poor as food.
Hm. I do have flour and sugar.
You know what I love about my friend who threw the bbq? She makes tons and tons of devilled eggs. Which I slurp down. Love them.
Oh, god. She said slurp in the same post as the e-word.
OK, there was just an ad for the movie Barnyard on. Am I mistaken or is the cow with prominant UDDERS voiced by a MAN?
That's gonna confuse the hell out of some kids. I'm sure having the appropriate distinguishing anatomy might offend the parents of some childrens but still! Make it neuter! It's a time honored cartoon technique.
Yes. Boy cow with udders. It's very wrong.
Eddie Izzard is rolling his eyes at you right now.
She makes tons and tons of devilled eggs. Which I slurp down. Love them.
Sprinkled with paprika, and chilled to the perfect temperature of "cold, but not frozen"? Yum!!
I doubt pixar or whoever is intending to suggest that. But who knows? Maybe the cow does have that bent, whatever that'd be called for bovines.