Jars is my sister in egg hate. The smell of eggs frying and the smell of hardboiled are completely different and yet equally hellish. And that's before they ever get near your mouth.
Scrambled or omelets I can do, though.
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Aug 04, 2006 3:57:29 pm PDT #929 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Typo Boy - Aug 04, 2006 4:02:37 pm PDT #930 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
My perfect egg - ita fonted:
soft boiled or poached, white 100% solid, yolk 100% liquid.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 4:05:40 pm PDT #931 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cake is the perfect egg-delivery mechanism, as it requires them, and yet there is no hint of the actual taste of the eggs.
You are a woman of refined taste.
I have pie.
I'd like the wealthy man to come seeking me. My ego demands nothing less. In fact, there should be a dating site where wealthy men get to compete over me.
-t - Aug 04, 2006 4:07:40 pm PDT #932 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I've worked up to being able to eat about 2/3 of an egg scrambled with twice as much cream with spices and veggies and stuff. I still eat around the egg in fried rice, mostly. I don't think I could face boiled or fried.
Which is a bummer right now because I am really hungry and there isn't hardly any food in the house. But there are eggs.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 4:09:01 pm PDT #933 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eggs aren't food, so much as they are ingredients. They're absolutely brilliant at that, and middling to fucking sucking poor as food.
-t - Aug 04, 2006 4:10:15 pm PDT #934 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hm. I do have flour and sugar.
sarameg - Aug 04, 2006 4:11:11 pm PDT #935 of 10001
You know what I love about my friend who threw the bbq? She makes tons and tons of devilled eggs. Which I slurp down. Love them.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 4:13:18 pm PDT #936 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, god. She said slurp in the same post as the e-word.
sarameg - Aug 04, 2006 4:13:49 pm PDT #937 of 10001
OK, there was just an ad for the movie Barnyard on. Am I mistaken or is the cow with prominant UDDERS voiced by a MAN?
That's gonna confuse the hell out of some kids. I'm sure having the appropriate distinguishing anatomy might offend the parents of some childrens but still! Make it neuter! It's a time honored cartoon technique.
-t - Aug 04, 2006 4:15:11 pm PDT #938 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yes. Boy cow with udders. It's very wrong.