You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 04, 2006 12:24:19 pm PDT #788 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Saying you do or don't like coleslaw is kind of like saying you do or don't like food. There's just too much variance between instances for the statement to be meaningful.

Not if you don't like cabbage (and are mildly allergic to it as well).


Vortex - Aug 04, 2006 12:24:25 pm PDT #789 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It's like I don't even know you. I say GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

I SAID GOOD DAY!


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 12:28:56 pm PDT #790 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I love most cole slaws I've tried, and am always game to try some new variations.

Not too fond of sauerkraut, and prefer ruebens with cole slaw. This has cost me my friendship with Emily, despite the fact the she's the crazy-headed and wrong one, not me.

And just like oatmeal cookies, raisins have no business being in coleslaw.

The second part of this sentence is a profund Truth for the Ages, but the first part is the crackiest crack that ever smoked crack.


Jessica - Aug 04, 2006 12:29:35 pm PDT #791 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ruebens with cole slaw

These are like muffalettas without olives, right?


Emily - Aug 04, 2006 12:31:09 pm PDT #792 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

despite the fact the she's the crazy-headed and wrong one, not me.

You are free to like your bizarre freakish creation, and my understanding and love can encompass this weakness and overcome it, but to call it a Reuben... how CAN you?


bon bon - Aug 04, 2006 12:31:13 pm PDT #793 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

They're like ruebens with delicious!


Kathy A - Aug 04, 2006 12:32:45 pm PDT #794 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I don't like traditional reubens because they are too damn greasy, and the sauerkraut is blechy. I'd be willing to try one with cole slaw substituted, though!


Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2006 12:33:14 pm PDT #795 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And just like oatmeal cookies, raisins have no business being in coleslaw.

Neither oatmeal cookies nor raisins have ANY business being in coleslaw.


Aims - Aug 04, 2006 12:33:56 pm PDT #796 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"What's a California Rueben?"

"Low-sodium turkey instead of corned beef, no-fat coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. Low-fat swiss cheese. Low-fat thousand island dressing."

t crickets

"So, low-fat ass on bread, eh?"


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 12:35:30 pm PDT #797 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

These are like muffalettas without olives, right?

Don't even start.