Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jars - Sep 12, 2006 11:59:42 am PDT #7641 of 10001

Well, that's a relief.

Call me crazy, but I'd still prefer 'non-existant'.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 12, 2006 11:59:48 am PDT #7642 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Seriously, they should just go the whole nine yards and name the thing Project Arcturus.


Maria - Sep 12, 2006 12:00:15 pm PDT #7643 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Dear Overlords of Work:

Lee has an immediate need to go home. No explanation is necessary, considering the intelligence level of some associates with whom she has to deal.

If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact someone else.

Sincerely, Me


Lee - Sep 12, 2006 12:01:01 pm PDT #7644 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

HEE.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 12:06:28 pm PDT #7645 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, that sounds lovely, Jess!

I just realized that I'm in for another six weeks of nobody being around to do the work I want them to do. Three regional conferences and a national board meeting in the middle. Bah!


Glamcookie - Sep 12, 2006 12:10:56 pm PDT #7646 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Paris

sigh


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2006 12:21:04 pm PDT #7647 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Barbara Walters claims dog talked to her

NEW YORK - Has Barbara Walters lost it?

Some of her co-hosts on “The View” may think so after her claim today about her Havanese dog Cha-Cha.

Walters says when she told Cha-Cha she loved her, Cha-Cha said “I love you” back.

You can imagine the reaction from her co-hosts. Walters said it looked like Joy Behar was about to “throw up.”


Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2006 12:22:18 pm PDT #7648 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jesse, here are some more shots of those "fat" models: [link]

(Are Aussie sizes 8-12 smaller than US sizes 8-12, because I'm thinking maybe one of those women is a size 8, and the other two look like size 6).


Vortex - Sep 12, 2006 12:24:03 pm PDT #7649 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

grr. why is KY considered "personal lubricant" and lip balm is not?


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 12:24:31 pm PDT #7650 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They've got to be, Cindy. Maybe they're the same as UK sizes? None of those women is anything close to a size 12. Unless my body is WAY smaller than it looks in the mirror.