That Onion thing is awesome.
My illicit cable was shut off that weekend before, so I basically had no TV for weeks, which was just as well. Except for the fact that I missed the finale of Big Brother, but I think so did everyone else? I forget.
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 11, 2006 9:48:14 am PDT #7355 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 9:49:28 am PDT #7356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What cracked me up most when I read this the first time is Nickelodeon: SpongeJohn SquareAshcroft
Sean K - Sep 11, 2006 9:52:34 am PDT #7357 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jessica - Sep 11, 2006 9:54:53 am PDT #7358 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm rereading the whole issue now, and what's really striking is how none of it seems dated.
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2006 9:58:51 am PDT #7359 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nutty, I take it back about the Sci-Fi Channel showing Star Trek III.
In re-reading the Natter thread from that day, and since I apparently posted every miniscule thing I did all day long, I posted "Thankful for cable and TNN -- they're blessedly showing, instead of coverage of the terrorism, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock."
Does TNN still exist, even?
Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2006 9:59:43 am PDT #7360 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
TNN is now Spike TV.
Sue - Sep 11, 2006 9:59:55 am PDT #7361 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Does TNN still exist, even?
Isn't that the channel that became Spike TV?
Ailleann - Sep 11, 2006 10:00:13 am PDT #7362 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
My favorite was this one: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
lisah - Sep 11, 2006 10:01:15 am PDT #7363 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Does TNN still exist, even?
Isn't it Spike TV now?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 10:04:37 am PDT #7364 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Even the little graphic in that story, "Holy Fucking Shit - Attack on America" is priceless.