TNN is now Spike TV.
Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2006 9:59:43 am PDT #7360 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sue - Sep 11, 2006 9:59:55 am PDT #7361 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Does TNN still exist, even?
Isn't that the channel that became Spike TV?
Ailleann - Sep 11, 2006 10:00:13 am PDT #7362 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
My favorite was this one: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
lisah - Sep 11, 2006 10:01:15 am PDT #7363 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Does TNN still exist, even?
Isn't it Spike TV now?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 10:04:37 am PDT #7364 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Even the little graphic in that story, "Holy Fucking Shit - Attack on America" is priceless.
Ailleann - Sep 11, 2006 10:08:33 am PDT #7365 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Thinking back, it was The Onion that broke me out of the shock and numbness. They brought the funny back, and at least for me it was a good thing.
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This part is not funny, but instead very touching.
"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"
Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.
Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2006 10:40:09 am PDT #7366 of 10001
brillig
I miss Peter Jennings.
Wrod. And David Letterman redeemed himself for a lot when he let Dan Rather vent.
But I could have used Walter Cronkite.
sarameg - Sep 11, 2006 10:41:47 am PDT #7367 of 10001
Ahrg.
So I don't normally eat cookies. Except I just had a couple. And now I've got a miserable sugar rush. How stupid is that?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 10:42:06 am PDT #7368 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Preliminary ratings information show that Path to 9/11 was not only trounced by Sunday Night Football, it only managed to tie a rerun of a CBS documentary about 9/11.
Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2006 10:43:32 am PDT #7369 of 10001
brillig
And part 2 is up against Monday Night Football. Nothing gets between Americans and their gladitorial games.