My favorite was this one: God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ailleann - Sep 11, 2006 10:00:13 am PDT #7362 of 10001
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lisah - Sep 11, 2006 10:01:15 am PDT #7363 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Does TNN still exist, even?
Isn't it Spike TV now?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 10:04:37 am PDT #7364 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Even the little graphic in that story, "Holy Fucking Shit - Attack on America" is priceless.
Ailleann - Sep 11, 2006 10:08:33 am PDT #7365 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Thinking back, it was The Onion that broke me out of the shock and numbness. They brought the funny back, and at least for me it was a good thing.
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This part is not funny, but instead very touching.
"I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!"
Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.
Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2006 10:40:09 am PDT #7366 of 10001
brillig
I miss Peter Jennings.
Wrod. And David Letterman redeemed himself for a lot when he let Dan Rather vent.
But I could have used Walter Cronkite.
sarameg - Sep 11, 2006 10:41:47 am PDT #7367 of 10001
Ahrg.
So I don't normally eat cookies. Except I just had a couple. And now I've got a miserable sugar rush. How stupid is that?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2006 10:42:06 am PDT #7368 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Preliminary ratings information show that Path to 9/11 was not only trounced by Sunday Night Football, it only managed to tie a rerun of a CBS documentary about 9/11.
Connie Neil - Sep 11, 2006 10:43:32 am PDT #7369 of 10001
brillig
And part 2 is up against Monday Night Football. Nothing gets between Americans and their gladitorial games.
juliana - Sep 11, 2006 10:52:44 am PDT #7370 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
And part 2 is up against Monday Night Football. Nothing gets between Americans and their gladitorial games.
This time, I'm grateful for that.
Actually, I think football matches are a much better substitute for war. Or perhaps boxing. Each nation chooses its champion, and we let 'er rip.
Calli - Sep 11, 2006 10:53:07 am PDT #7371 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I spent last night watching a Miami Ink marathon. I suspect I'll spend tonight watching the MI episodes I taped after I went to bed last night.