Maybe her guests are used to celery stalks as garnishes for all those cocktails she makes?
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 01, 2006 10:07:56 am PDT #5678 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
beth b - Sep 01, 2006 10:09:51 am PDT #5679 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
She has idiots and zombies for guests?
tommyrot - Sep 01, 2006 10:12:32 am PDT #5680 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think she's afraid her guests will think the best thing to do would be to shove her food up her ass....
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 10:17:09 am PDT #5681 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think she's afraid her guests will think the best thing to do would be to shove her food up her ass....
Of course, if they used the celery and carrot sticks for that they'd be wasting the only real food that was there.
Zenkitty - Sep 01, 2006 10:21:07 am PDT #5682 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
This weekend: Clean my house, for realz. Go see SoaP. List stuff on eBay. And, of course, go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol. Yay.
Toddson - Sep 01, 2006 10:22:12 am PDT #5683 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
We could do a cooking version of Clue - who will kill Sandra Lee, which room (obviously not the kitchen), and with what. Fun for all!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 10:24:42 am PDT #5684 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Toddson - Sep 01, 2006 10:27:54 am PDT #5685 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Yes, I knew it was mentioned. Just thought I'd give it a little more structure ... Anthony Bourdain in the bar with a mandoline, for example.
Cashmere - Sep 01, 2006 10:31:13 am PDT #5686 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
And, of course, go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol.
They're not even providing you with DRINKS???? I hate these people and their greedy guts.
Calli - Sep 01, 2006 10:35:03 am PDT #5687 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol.
Can you come up with some spurrious ill that would make standing around in the rain undoable? Maybe hepatic barometrolic osylitis. Wouldn't want your exploding liver to upset the children. Best stay home.