I think she's afraid her guests will think the best thing to do would be to shove her food up her ass....
Of course, if they used the celery and carrot sticks for that they'd be wasting the only real food that was there.
You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!
Spike ,'Smile Time'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 10:17:09 am PDT #5681 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Zenkitty - Sep 01, 2006 10:21:07 am PDT #5682 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
This weekend: Clean my house, for realz. Go see SoaP. List stuff on eBay. And, of course, go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol. Yay.
Toddson - Sep 01, 2006 10:22:12 am PDT #5683 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
We could do a cooking version of Clue - who will kill Sandra Lee, which room (obviously not the kitchen), and with what. Fun for all!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 10:24:42 am PDT #5684 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Toddson - Sep 01, 2006 10:27:54 am PDT #5685 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Yes, I knew it was mentioned. Just thought I'd give it a little more structure ... Anthony Bourdain in the bar with a mandoline, for example.
Cashmere - Sep 01, 2006 10:31:13 am PDT #5686 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
And, of course, go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol.
They're not even providing you with DRINKS???? I hate these people and their greedy guts.
Calli - Sep 01, 2006 10:35:03 am PDT #5687 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
go to a party in the rain where I have to bring a present and my own alcohol.
Can you come up with some spurrious ill that would make standing around in the rain undoable? Maybe hepatic barometrolic osylitis. Wouldn't want your exploding liver to upset the children. Best stay home.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 10:35:55 am PDT #5688 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Just thought I'd give it a little more structure ... Anthony Bourdain in the bar with a mandoline, for example.
Maybe Giada could put her enormous, scary teeth to good use...not sure what room (as you said, not the kitchen).
Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2006 10:35:55 am PDT #5689 of 10001
What is even happening?
Wow. BYOB is pretty odd for a grown up party any more formal than a bunch of friends getting together to watch a movie or the like.
Cashmere - Sep 01, 2006 10:41:29 am PDT #5690 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
BYOB is pretty odd for a grown up party any more formal than a bunch of friends getting together to watch a movie or the like.
Especially one where they're begging for MORE gifts. They're cheap on top of greedy.