Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Aug 02, 2006 10:25:11 am PDT #52 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Literary theory/Biblical analysis interrupted to say:

I'm about 5 minutes from being totally finished with all the work still on my desk waiting to be done. Which is not as woo-hoo as it sounds, because the whiniest, bellyachin'est, entitledest MD in our division has a couple hours' worth of work he hasn't bothered giving me yet. Nor has he answered my phone calls (I'm not fool enough to email him; the evidence is abundant that he doesn't give a shit about that). The more he drags his heels on this, the more hellish the tail end of my week becomes, and when he does finally get it all to me I know he'll be unpleasant about it, because such is his way.

Is it okay if I wish his whiny stuck-up works-harder-than-me-but-also-earns-four-times-my-salary ass a plague of boils and toads? Just this once?


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 10:26:22 am PDT #53 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Actually the two characters in the Bible (yes, I am continuing to treat it as a narrative) I have the most sympathy with are Lucifer Morningstar and Judas Iscariot.

For me, it was Thomas. Maybe because we share the same name, but also because the "doubting Thomas" message is that it's bad to be skeptical....


Kalshane - Aug 02, 2006 10:27:08 am PDT #54 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Whoo, new thread.

Still 900 posts behind in the old one. Bleh.


Sean K - Aug 02, 2006 10:27:36 am PDT #55 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

huh, I never knew that Lucifer had a last name. Thought he was like Prince.

I may have got that from a comic book.


Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2006 10:28:57 am PDT #56 of 10001
brillig

most sympathy with are Lucifer Morningstar and Judas Iscariot. In both cases, they were merely doing their Part in the Plan, and really got the crap end of the deal for their troubles

I always feel sorry for Judas, too. But according to theologians I've talked to, his sin was his suicide, which showed he didn't have faith that God had meant it to happen. Though the church through history has always portrayed him as a great betrayer instead of being faithless.


Vortex - Aug 02, 2006 10:30:19 am PDT #57 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Doesn't Lucifer mean "Morningstar"?

so, less like Prince and more like Boutros Boutros Ghali?


Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2006 10:31:29 am PDT #58 of 10001
brillig

I think Lucifer literally means "light bringer"


tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 10:32:04 am PDT #59 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I always feel sorry for Judas, too. But according to theologians I've talked to, his sin was his suicide

Then there's also the sin of inspiring the name of a heavy metal band....


Jesse - Aug 02, 2006 10:33:46 am PDT #60 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

so, less like Prince and more like Boutros Boutros Ghali?

Hee!

I am having trouble writing something at work. It's a summary of stuff that the people reading it will already know. So I don't want to say too much, but then I can't just skip it altogether, because it gives the context for the rest. Eh. "So, remember how you had toast for breakfast? Wasn't that good??"


Kathy A - Aug 02, 2006 10:34:37 am PDT #61 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm betting Lucifer doesn't really look anything like Viggo Mortensen. Damn.

Actually, I'd love to see that Lucifer talking to W:

Bush: This war is mine!

Lucifer: Your war is arrogance. That makes it evil. And that's mine.

Bush: Lucifer. Sitting in your basement. Sulking about your break up with the boss. You're nothing.

Lucifer: Time to come home, Georgie.