Any stompies about? We need a new Bitches.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 24, 2006 5:31:45 am PDT #4318 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
sumi - Aug 24, 2006 5:39:59 am PDT #4319 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I guess the Press thinkg that pregnant women's bellies are public property.
beth b - Aug 24, 2006 5:40:02 am PDT #4320 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I dreamed of redecorating . or renovating. Good dream , but I was worried about legisation that was going to dictate what kind of bathtub you could put in you bathroom.
so - Timelies
Steph L. - Aug 24, 2006 6:16:44 am PDT #4321 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
ION, the Plan B "morning after" pill has been approved for sale without a prescription.
Hell fuck YEAH.
That takes away a little of the sting of Pluto's demotion.
Seekrit Message to Pluto (who lurks here, you know): YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A PLANET TO ME, BABY!!!!
Glamcookie - Aug 24, 2006 6:36:36 am PDT #4322 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Poor Pluto. Weird ass Simpson. Yay Plan B. More coffee, actual sentences.
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2006 6:57:29 am PDT #4323 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in seventh or eighth grade, I bought this book that was just a bunch of blank pages for one to write in. I decided to do a parody of Reader's Digest. One of my stories was called "Drama in Real Life - Stranded on Pluto" which was completely silly and absurd. (I don't remember much of it, but I think there were Crunchberry bushes on Pluto.)
In school I was somewhat of an underachiever/slacker, so my teacher told me I shouldn't write in my book until I had all my homework done. So to this day I blame him for stifling my creative ambitions, rather than blame myself for being a lazy-ass.
flea - Aug 24, 2006 6:58:05 am PDT #4324 of 10001
information libertarian
Today's imponderable question: how did there get to be so much cat hair inside my refrigerator?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 7:00:12 am PDT #4325 of 10001
What is even happening?
Where's the cat? Where's Casper, in relation to the cat?
flea - Aug 24, 2006 7:02:29 am PDT #4326 of 10001
information libertarian
Heh. I'm pretty sure it's happened over the mumblemumble months (um, years?) since I last wiped out the fridge, not in one incident. But damn, that's a lot of hair to mysteriously drift in.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2006 7:07:21 am PDT #4327 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So very cranky today.
People keep coming up to me and demanding I solve their problems right away, even though nobody has a clue what's wrong.