Today's imponderable question: how did there get to be so much cat hair inside my refrigerator?
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Aug 24, 2006 6:58:05 am PDT #4324 of 10001
information libertarian
Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 7:00:12 am PDT #4325 of 10001
What is even happening?
Where's the cat? Where's Casper, in relation to the cat?
flea - Aug 24, 2006 7:02:29 am PDT #4326 of 10001
information libertarian
Heh. I'm pretty sure it's happened over the mumblemumble months (um, years?) since I last wiped out the fridge, not in one incident. But damn, that's a lot of hair to mysteriously drift in.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2006 7:07:21 am PDT #4327 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So very cranky today.
People keep coming up to me and demanding I solve their problems right away, even though nobody has a clue what's wrong.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 7:11:26 am PDT #4328 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So very cranky today.
Yeah, uhuh. Me. Too.
At least, so far, my manager isn't bearing down on me with the rest of the world.
But it's still early.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2006 7:16:45 am PDT #4329 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
My manager ditched to day. Right now I'm supposed to be in a meeting that I learned about 20 minutes ago. I decided that sustenance was more important.
Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 7:17:43 am PDT #4330 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm about to pass out, waiting for my free lunch.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 7:21:31 am PDT #4331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse, stop waiting--there's no such thing.
My manager's back after two days out. Back to me running into her office and begging for more information, if not actually protection.
We shall see how it turns out.
Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 7:22:13 am PDT #4332 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, how about, I am wasting time until my lunch arrives.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 7:59:48 am PDT #4333 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, that's a wee bit better.
Wow. People.
In 2005 the American Cancer Society conducted a telephone survey of 957 adult Americans who had never had cancer, asking each of them about five common fallacies about the disease. Of the participants, nearly 41 percent believed surgeries to remove cancer actually caused the disease to spread, and another 13 percent weren't sure whether that was true or not. 27 percent of those surveyed believed the medical industry was withholding from the public a cure for cancer just to increase profits, and another 14 percent weren't sure but thought they might be. 19 percent believed pain medications were ineffective against cancer pain (with a further 13 percent unsure), and 7 percent thought the disease was an illness that could not be effectively treated. Finally, 5 percent of those taking part in the survey believed that all that was needed to beat the Big C was a positive attitude.
(from Snopes)