Poor Pluto. Weird ass Simpson. Yay Plan B. More coffee, actual sentences.
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Aug 24, 2006 6:36:36 am PDT #4322 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2006 6:57:29 am PDT #4323 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in seventh or eighth grade, I bought this book that was just a bunch of blank pages for one to write in. I decided to do a parody of Reader's Digest. One of my stories was called "Drama in Real Life - Stranded on Pluto" which was completely silly and absurd. (I don't remember much of it, but I think there were Crunchberry bushes on Pluto.)
In school I was somewhat of an underachiever/slacker, so my teacher told me I shouldn't write in my book until I had all my homework done. So to this day I blame him for stifling my creative ambitions, rather than blame myself for being a lazy-ass.
flea - Aug 24, 2006 6:58:05 am PDT #4324 of 10001
information libertarian
Today's imponderable question: how did there get to be so much cat hair inside my refrigerator?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 7:00:12 am PDT #4325 of 10001
What is even happening?
Where's the cat? Where's Casper, in relation to the cat?
flea - Aug 24, 2006 7:02:29 am PDT #4326 of 10001
information libertarian
Heh. I'm pretty sure it's happened over the mumblemumble months (um, years?) since I last wiped out the fridge, not in one incident. But damn, that's a lot of hair to mysteriously drift in.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2006 7:07:21 am PDT #4327 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So very cranky today.
People keep coming up to me and demanding I solve their problems right away, even though nobody has a clue what's wrong.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 7:11:26 am PDT #4328 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So very cranky today.
Yeah, uhuh. Me. Too.
At least, so far, my manager isn't bearing down on me with the rest of the world.
But it's still early.
Tom Scola - Aug 24, 2006 7:16:45 am PDT #4329 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
My manager ditched to day. Right now I'm supposed to be in a meeting that I learned about 20 minutes ago. I decided that sustenance was more important.
Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 7:17:43 am PDT #4330 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm about to pass out, waiting for my free lunch.
§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 7:21:31 am PDT #4331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse, stop waiting--there's no such thing.
My manager's back after two days out. Back to me running into her office and begging for more information, if not actually protection.
We shall see how it turns out.