Anyone in the LA area need a giant mural of Michal Jackson? Or some giraffes?
Some of Michael Jackson’s art collection might end up on eBay.
The singer reportedly owes thousands of dollars to an art-gallery owner in Santa Ynez Valley, California, and now the unhappy creditor is trying to figure out how to get his money back.
Jackson asked the gallery owner to frame two enormous mural portraits of himself: one frolicking with Peter Pan and another of him dancing in a rainbow of colors, according to the August/September issue of Santa Barbara magazine. In addition, Jackson purchased dozens of Norman Rockwell prints — all of children at play — and wanted them all framed.
“I don’t know what to do with these murals,” the gallery owner, who asked to remain anonymous, told the mag. “Maybe I’ll put them on eBay and see what I can get.”
And, despite Jackson’s rep’s claims that Neverland isn’t for sale, Santa Barbara reports that the singer’s menagerie of exotic animals is quietly being unloaded. “Jackson’s elephant sold to a big wheel [circus] near Los Angeles,” a source told the mag. “It’s also true that Jackson has four giraffes up for sale. His asking price: $35,000 a pair.”
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ION, the Plan B "morning after" pill has been approved for sale without a prescription.
It has happened: I referred to a powerpoint as a "deck." I think my life may be officially over.
Ugh, ugh, ugh, bleah. Had to start the day with groveling
Welcome to my 6am.
I think today is of the suck too. Please make it be the weekend, or instead (perhaps additionally) acquire me the means to live how I have been accustomed without having to work a day job.
Oh, and losing the migraines wouldn't hurt. Really.
Unsurprisingly, on PR, the best designs were
by those designers who had smaller models, Michael and Vincent. Anyone who had a plus-size model immediately went for a poncho, which...uck.
Like hell this is a snub:
The Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson was rudely snubbed by pop star Britney Spears backstage at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, when Simpson innocently asked if she could kiss Spears' pregnant belly. Simpson was hosting the show and the heavily pregnant Spears was there to introduce husband Kevin Federline's debut performance as a rapper. After Simpson made her request, Spears immediately shot back, "Hell, no!" A backstage witness confirms the incident saying, "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it."
Dear ita's day,
SHAPE THE FUCK UP. RIGHT NOW.
OKTHNXBYE
Me
cc: Amych's day
I've never been so proud of Britney. WTF?
Seriously. What the fuck else are you supposed to say when anyone other than your partner wants to KISS YOUR BELLY?!?!
ISTG.