Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 5:00:41 am PDT #4307 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Like hell this is a snub:

The Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson was rudely snubbed by pop star Britney Spears backstage at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday, when Simpson innocently asked if she could kiss Spears' pregnant belly. Simpson was hosting the show and the heavily pregnant Spears was there to introduce husband Kevin Federline's debut performance as a rapper. After Simpson made her request, Spears immediately shot back, "Hell, no!" A backstage witness confirms the incident saying, "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it."


Lee - Aug 24, 2006 5:01:45 am PDT #4308 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dear ita's day,

SHAPE THE FUCK UP. RIGHT NOW.

OKTHNXBYE

Me

cc: Amych's day


brenda m - Aug 24, 2006 5:02:21 am PDT #4309 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've never been so proud of Britney. WTF?


Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 5:05:38 am PDT #4310 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously. What the fuck else are you supposed to say when anyone other than your partner wants to KISS YOUR BELLY?!?!

ISTG.


Ginger - Aug 24, 2006 5:07:41 am PDT #4311 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My e-mail news alert brought me:

NEWS ALERT: Pluto Loses Status As Planet

For some reason, I find getting a special alert about Pluto's status to be very amusing. Also that headline seems to imply that Pluto is down in the polls or has moved into a bad neighborhood.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2006 5:14:19 am PDT #4312 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For some reason, I find getting a special alert about Pluto's status to be very amusing. Also that headline seems to imply that Pluto is down in the polls or has moved into a bad neighborhood.

If Pluto would just stay the course then everything would turn out OK. Freedom Interplanetary mass is on the march carried by inertia in an elliptical orbit around Sol.


-t - Aug 24, 2006 5:18:18 am PDT #4313 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pluto needs some bling, maybe a Mercedes.


sumi - Aug 24, 2006 5:21:26 am PDT #4314 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, that was really really bizarre of Simpson to think that would be at all appropriate.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 5:21:27 am PDT #4315 of 10001
What is even happening?

I had been having a hard time deciding whether I found Brit or Jessica more distasteful. No more.

And what's wrong with the press for framing that as a snubbing by Spears rather than a huge OVERSTEP by Simpleton?


Theodosia - Aug 24, 2006 5:22:00 am PDT #4316 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

THEY'LL TAKE PLUTO'S PLANETARY STATUS AWAY FROM ME WHEN THEY PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS